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Topic: 5 coons on a dog
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Rich Higgins
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posted October 25, 2006 12:05 PM
I received this email this morning and knew you guys would enjoy it as much as I did. Travis gave me permission to post it.
Hello Friends and Family,
Here is another fun email. Last night was a rough night. I had some church stuff and didn't get to bed until about midnight. At 1:30 am, I awoke to sounds of gus growling followed by a bunch of hissing and yipping sounds outside our bedroom window. Maggon and I came flying out of bed and shined a flashlight out the window to see 5 coons all over Gus. Gus was flinging them all over the place but they kept climbing back on him.
I grabbed the shotgun and with only my skivies on, ran outside carrying 7.5 birdshot loads. I must have looked like John Wayne in True Grit when he was up against Ned Pepper as I was charging those coons with the box of shells in my teeth working that break open like I'd been doing it since I was born. I truly believe my calling in life is to run-and-gun coons. Ha!
After the smoke cleared, the score was Travis 5 - Coons 0. I had to chase a couple winged coons through the pasture but ol' Gus kept me right on their heels.
The only mishap was that I lost my slipper in a fresh cowpie but other than that, it was a beautiful night.
I want this message to be a warning to all coons in Sanpete County, Utah. Don't ever mess with ol G-Train (gus) or his boss Travis or "Prepare To Meet Your Maker!"
Travis Osmond Hunting Illustrated Magazine [ October 25, 2006, 12:05 PM: Message edited by: Rich Higgins ]
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NASA
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posted October 25, 2006 12:32 PM
That's hilarious! The visual of him ankle deep in a cowpie brought tears to my eyes, LOL!
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Cdog911
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posted October 25, 2006 04:27 PM
I ain't never hunted in nothin' but my boxers, but if it gets you five coons that fast, I'll try anything. But, I think he needs to buy a good caller and let that poor dog take a breather.
Funny story.
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keekee
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posted October 26, 2006 05:45 PM
Thats Great! Funny stuff!
Brent
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The Outdoor Tripp
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posted October 26, 2006 06:13 PM
Nice tale. Great visuals.
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Rich Higgins
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posted October 27, 2006 03:57 PM
Gus is a blue heeler cross. He must have a JRT attitude to take on all five at once. That boar in front is as big as Gus all by himself.
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