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Leonard
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posted June 06, 2007 12:13 PM
Yesterday, I noticed a pile of shit on my front lawn. I felt like scrawling a sign in some prominent place, expressing my displeasure that one of my yuppie neighbors could be so thoughtless as to allow their dog to crap on my lawn!
This morning, however, I took another glance at that pile and became suspicious, it had a grayish glaze not at all like that disgusting brown you get from a dog. So after hauling in my trash containers, I walked back out with a knife and took it apart; some grass and a section of matted (cat?) hair with a decidedly olive green color. I have seen thousands just like it, but never before, in my front yard!
I apologize to my neighbors. I think he picked my place on purpose? Kinda cool, actually.
Good hunting. LB
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EL BEE Knows It All and Done It All.
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JD
HONORARY OKIE .... and Tim's at fault!
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posted June 06, 2007 12:40 PM
Ha!! I wonder what your neighbors are thinking after seeing you play with the "doggy" loaf you found in your yard, you might be paid a visit by some nice young men in clean white coats. ![[Smile]](smile.gif)
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What do Obama & TA17Rem have in common........both are clueless asshats!!!
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Leonard
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posted June 06, 2007 01:00 PM
I don't think I was caught? But, they probably formed an opinion a long time ago, they wouldn't need to see me playing with coyote turds to think I'm weird. My hunting rig can be seen from the street. They may not know what it is, but they know it is not in harmony with the neighborhood.
Hey, maybe that's it? lol
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EL BEE Knows It All and Done It All.
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TA17Rem
Hello, I'm the legendary Tim Anderson, Field Marshall, Southern Minneesota Sector
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posted June 06, 2007 06:13 PM
Sounds like you might have to set-up for a nite hunt Leonard.. ![[Razz]](tongue.gif)
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Bryan J
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posted June 07, 2007 03:17 PM
Hmmmmm…. Leonard patrolling the neighborhood in his hunting rig. I can hear the yuppie neighbors now… “that is a strange sounding siren and when did the police start manually operating their red lights and damn they are driving slow for having their lights and siren running. Must be that new gang unit we have been hearing about. I feel safer now but Oooo that smell!” LOL
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Leonard
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posted June 07, 2007 03:45 PM
Hey, don't you have some field to plow?
How's it going Bryan? How's Heather treating ya?
Good hunting. LB
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Bryan J
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posted June 07, 2007 05:15 PM
Yea your right I do have a bunch of work that I should be (should have been) doing.
Things are as well as can be expected. I’m busy but still find time to stick my head in and skim a little every now and then. Heather is treating me better than I deserve. Thanks for asking.
I hope all is well on you end?
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