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Aznative
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Icon 1 posted April 13, 2010 06:24 PM      Profile for Aznative           Edit/Delete Post 
SPELLING BEE CHAMP

My name be Eboneesha Hernandez, a African-Hispanic-American Girl who jus
got a award for bein the bess speler in class.

I gots a 67% on the spelin text and 30 points for being black, 5 points
for not bringin drugs to class, 5 points for not bringin guns to class,
and 5 points for not gettin pregnut during the cemester.

It be hard to beat a score of 120%. White dude who sit nex to me is
McGee from Jaxon Mizipy. He got a 94% on the text but no extra points on
acount of he have the same skin color as the opressirs of150 years ago.

Granny ax me to thankall Dimocrafts and Liberuls for suportin afermative
axion. You be showin da way to true eqwallity.

I be gittin in medical skool nex an mabe I be yo doctor when Barrac take
over da healfcare in dis cuntry.

[ April 13, 2010, 06:24 PM: Message edited by: Aznative ]

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