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Andy L
HI, I'M THE NEW MODERATOR OF THE CENTRAL MISSOURI FORUM, PULL MY FINGER!
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posted September 07, 2006 10:21 AM
LB, how much beer does it take to make you piss your pants??
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Leonard
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posted September 07, 2006 10:37 AM
Oh haha. That's spray from riding the jet ski.
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NASA
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posted September 07, 2006 10:58 AM
OK!
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Rich Higgins
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posted September 07, 2006 12:35 PM
Leonard, you know you can't reveal anything personal to these hooligans, they are brutal. And they are the ones that LIKE you.
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Leonard
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posted September 07, 2006 01:14 PM
Yeah, well. I can take away their vowels.
-------------------- EL BEE Knows It All and Done It All. Don't piss me off!
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Andy L
HI, I'M THE NEW MODERATOR OF THE CENTRAL MISSOURI FORUM, PULL MY FINGER!
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posted September 07, 2006 03:29 PM
dnt blv cn....
(how it works) LB [ September 07, 2006, 03:40 PM: Message edited by: Leonard ]
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Andy L
HI, I'M THE NEW MODERATOR OF THE CENTRAL MISSOURI FORUM, PULL MY FINGER!
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posted September 07, 2006 05:55 PM
LOL. Thats funny right there..
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Cdog911
"There are some ideas so absurd only an intellectual could believe them."--George Orwell.
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posted September 07, 2006 06:05 PM
Might I suggest...
(I couldn't resist. Forgive me lord and all that pygmy crap.)
-------------------- I am only one. But still, I am one. I cannot do everything, but still, I can do something; and, because I cannot do everything, I will not refuse to do something that I can do.
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Leonard
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posted September 07, 2006 07:04 PM
Lance, it's unbecoming of you to do such. I think you might possibly be jealous because I still have my hair?
Good hunting. LB
-------------------- EL BEE Knows It All and Done It All. Don't piss me off!
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Cdog911
"There are some ideas so absurd only an intellectual could believe them."--George Orwell.
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posted September 08, 2006 03:46 PM
Yeah, but what does that have to do with it?!?
(Actually, Behle's been egging me on to stir some turds up, and you were justy "there". Blame it on Tim.)
-------------------- I am only one. But still, I am one. I cannot do everything, but still, I can do something; and, because I cannot do everything, I will not refuse to do something that I can do.
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Kokopelli
SENIOR DISCOUNT & Dispenser of Sage Advice
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posted September 09, 2006 06:31 AM
"Why no officer, that's spray from riding the jet-ski."
Works for me.
-------------------- And lo, the Light of the Trump shown upon the Darkness and the Darkness could not comprehend it.
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csmithers
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posted September 09, 2006 06:33 PM
my name is chris, i'm 32 yrs. old and live in MI. for a living i do shipping/ sales for a small engine importer. i have been an outdoorsman from the time i was old enough to walk. i gave up hunting during my teen angst years and got back into it after "our band broke up." my first love was fishing. i grew up on the St. Clair river which is renowned for it's walleye and smallmouth bass. i have really done nothing to bring myself fame or fortune, although i did win a couple drinking contests when i was younger. i am an avid archery deer hunter and i have been predator hunting for 6 years. the first couple years i was a bow- only predator hunter but have since graduated to something i can shoot more than sixty yards with. i love to be out calling, whether it is deer or predators. fooling an animal using a mouth call is the ultimate rush for me. i take great pride in my calling and try to be the best that i can. i hunt alone 99.9% of the time and prefer it that way. i have had no one to show me the ropes and i have learned what i know mostly thru trial and error.
my first called in predators were a pair of red fox. i was unarmed at the time but called them back 3 nights later and have been hooked ever since. i manage to call in more fox a year but have been increasing my called in coyotes steadily every year. i have been married for 5 years and have 2 boys, a 3yr. old and an 11 month old. [ September 09, 2006, 06:35 PM: Message edited by: smithers ]
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ACC
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posted September 09, 2006 09:23 PM
Smithers,
I sure do miss fishing the St. Clair for eyes.
ACC
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Andy L
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posted September 09, 2006 10:34 PM
Are eyes anything like yotes?
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Rich
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posted September 10, 2006 06:15 AM
"Are eyes anything like yotes?" ---------------- WALL EYES Andy, wall eyes.
-------------------- If you call the coyotes in close, you won't NEED a high dollar range finder.
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csmithers
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posted September 10, 2006 07:34 AM
ACC, from what i hear it's been the best walleye fishing in 25 years. the river is only 45 minutes away from where i live and my dad's whole family lives in Marine City but i haven't slotted a time to go. calling hamburgers, burgers and hot dogs, dogs annoys me. i guess the whole shortening of the entire language rubs me a little wrong. i try to use the proper name for everything but 'eyes and brats' (for bratwurst) don't bother me much. guy's over 16 still being called ricky, danny, sammy, johnny or bobby bothers me.
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Andy L
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posted September 10, 2006 07:43 AM
Easy Smithers, it was just a freindly jab out of boredom...
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ACC
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posted September 10, 2006 05:21 PM
The pickerel fishing is suppose to be good now. I haven't fished there for a few years now. Maybe you will catch my new citizen watch that I lost over the boat one night.
OMG,I just called them the wrong name
ACC
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bruson
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posted September 10, 2006 09:27 PM
My name is Bruce Mason and I'll turn 60 in a few days. I grew up in south Arkansas hunting and fishing with my dad and his friends. Used to be good quail hunting around here when I was young and we always had a couple of bird dogs in the pen. I too started with a BB gun before graduating to a .22 and a 20 guage double barrel. After high school and a few years of college I spent 8 years in the Air Force. Moved to Texas in 1976 and went to work for Monsanto. Worked for Conoco and Dupont as a result of joint ventures and corporate buy-outs. Transfered to Orange, Tx in 1985 and met a fellow known as "varmit hunter" who I have hunted and fished with for the past 20 years. Ronnie introduced me to varmint calling/hunting and it has become an addiction. I have no claim to fame but through my association with Ronnie I have been on many memorable hunts and more than a few adventures that always seemed to feature various levels of pain and blood. I retired 2 years ago and left the gulf coast and moved back to south Arkansas. I have lurked around this board for years and have always enjoyed the reading and the freely shared information. I have learned a lot just by reading your responses to others questions. Thanks to all of you for the free flow of information and knowledge that is so willingly shared on this forum.
Bruce
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Rich Higgins
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posted September 10, 2006 09:53 PM
Welcome Bruce. Finally.
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Crow Woman
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posted September 10, 2006 09:58 PM
Hey there Bruce... Good to see ya here
-------------------- Sheri L Baity
Lord, Please give me peace, because if you give me strength, I might beat someone to death!
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bruson
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posted September 10, 2006 10:04 PM
Thanks, Rich. Like I said, I've lurked here for years. My Dad always told me I could learn more with my ears open and my mouth shut. And then there is the old addage "It's better to let them think you are a dumb ass than open your mouth and remove all doubt." I wish that I could pick up Ronnie and drive out to the camp-out but I have a prior commitment on those dates. Maybe next year.
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bruson
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posted September 10, 2006 10:09 PM
Thank you too, Sharri. You are in good company here. I sure have enjoyed your book. Thanks again.
Bruce
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varmit hunter
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posted September 11, 2006 02:53 AM
Bruce. It wasn't all that bad. Well maybe when I rolled the truck in the rice field when it was 21 degress. There was some blood when we had to jump out of the boat during the midnight shark fishing trip. We really didn't break anything when I flipped the four wheeler over backwards with the dead Nelgi Antelope tied on the back while we were lost. You did feel better each time I took you to the Doctor,............... I think I just figured out why you moved to Arkansas so fast after you retired, and why you made previous plans before the campout.
Well it's 4:45 AM. Guess I will take some more pain pills and head back to bed. Glad you stopped in partner. Are you ever going to tell me what part of Arkansas you moved to?. I got us a Alligator hunting trip all lined up, and this one may be legal.
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Tim Behle
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posted September 11, 2006 05:59 AM
How can you go back to bed so late in the morning?
Any more, if I have to get up any time after about 3:30, I just stay up. No point in crawling back in bed, only to toss and turn and wake up the wife.
2-3 times a week, I wake up with a leg cramp about 1 AM. I get it worked out and crawl back in bed just in time to have to pee. By the time I get back to bed a second time, I'm wide awake from walking around the house, and can't fall asleep until just before the alarm goes off.
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