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Posted by MULE (Member # 63) on January 16, 2006, 01:45 PM:

I give you this..

http://www.thatvideosite.com/view/1474.html

[Big Grin]

Posted by Tim Behle (Member # 209) on January 16, 2006, 02:26 PM:

I've found that I do better at staying out of trouble, when I have something that occupies my mind.

Like this video. I don't know what she's saying, but I can sit and watch her for hours!

http://thatvideosite.com/view/161.html

Posted by Rich (Member # 112) on January 16, 2006, 02:36 PM:

Nice video Tim. Hey, do ya know anybody who has a pink camper for sale? [Smile]

Posted by Leonard (Member # 2) on January 16, 2006, 03:43 PM:

I heard, a long time ago that he claims the color is not pink. I forget what he calls it?

Good hunting. LB

Posted by MULE (Member # 63) on January 16, 2006, 04:02 PM:

LOL [Big Grin]

TIM!

Ummm..me too [Wink]

Posted by Brad Norman (Member # 234) on January 16, 2006, 04:56 PM:

How come each time I watched one of those videos it had a link where I could meet girls from Chickasha, Oklahoma? I've been to Chickasha and have never seen anything like the pictures that were advertised!

Do you guys see the same from Iowa, Colorado, Arizona and Califronia?

Posted by Timberghozt (Member # 707) on January 16, 2006, 05:08 PM:

Holy crap,I never even got to the video.I had a deathstare on the red bikini from Odessa when the Mrs walked in and had to quickly find another site... [Frown]

I shall return though. [Wink]

Posted by Tim Behle (Member # 209) on January 16, 2006, 05:19 PM:

Brad,

The wife got after me, asking why it kept advertising girls from Naco, just a few miles down the road.

I told her to take a look at those girls, and tell me when she had ever seen a white chick or a black chick in Naco.

Posted by MULE (Member # 63) on January 16, 2006, 05:24 PM:

Something went wrong here.

I'm supposed to be keeping you fuckers OUT of trouble [Big Grin]

Posted by Brad Norman (Member # 234) on January 16, 2006, 05:41 PM:

Damn guys...that red bikini gets around! She's in Oklahoma now.

Posted by Jack Roberts (Member # 13) on January 16, 2006, 06:57 PM:

Don't let the wife catch you looking at this one.

http://bellas.us/

Jack

Posted by Leonard (Member # 2) on January 17, 2006, 10:04 AM:

Jack, I hunted with the same partner for over 25 years, he was just eighteen and unmarried when we teamed up.

Sunday morning, after the hunt, he would occasionally want to stop at one of the brothels along the highway, wherever we were. I remember once in Wells, we wound up in a cluster of whore houses surounded by a ten foot PINK fence. I never went inside, that's not my thing, but I assume the high fence was so that the curious locals wouldn't be reporting back to the wife, where Bubba's truck was parked all afternoon?

I always notice, in Nevada, that there was truth to the expression, "the other side of the tracks". Invariably, the cat houses are located on the other side of the railroad tracks, from the main part of town.

Good hunting. LB

edit: PS just last night, I watched two episodes of The Man Show(?) Jimmy Kimmel. Real stupid, but they have many chicks bouncing on trampolines. That could be the next Olympic (spectator) sport worth watching?

[ January 17, 2006, 10:08 AM: Message edited by: Leonard ]

Posted by MULE (Member # 63) on January 17, 2006, 03:59 PM:

Jack,

Think I need to come to Nevada and go coyote hunting. Make a few "stands".. [Big Grin]

LOL

Posted by MULE (Member # 63) on January 17, 2006, 04:02 PM:

Leonard,

Did you really fucking believe this was gonna fly??..

Leonard said: "I never went inside, that's not my thing"

Ummmmm....yeah...rriiiiiiggghhhtttt [Wink]

[ January 17, 2006, 04:03 PM: Message edited by: MULE ]

Posted by Leonard (Member # 2) on January 17, 2006, 05:30 PM:

My wife has a hard time with it, too. But, is it more honest to say we just drove by those red lights, or not even admit to seeing any?

Some people can't handle the truth? I'm pure as the driven snow!

Good hunting. LB

PS, she reads this stuff. Did you think I was going to claim that I have been in every cat house on I80 and US95? And US93 and hwy6, etc? I just didn't go in the one in Wells. I have been in several, but not as a customer, just to get in out of the cold.

edit: also, the Mrs scolded me about the naughty language. The singular form of the word MULE used, is on the ban list, but not fucker , or fucking for some reason, guess I overlooked it? My bad.

[ January 17, 2006, 05:38 PM: Message edited by: Leonard ]

Posted by Cdog911 (Member # 7) on January 17, 2006, 06:31 PM:

Not that I'm a prude - I use that word in its various forms often when referring to a particularly ornery coyote, or one of my kids when they really piss me off (the F-bomb is a true sure thing that dad is REALLY mad) - but I was wondering if you wouldn't snag that one on this board. Surprised it lasted this long.

SIDETRACK!!!

A little history of your phrase "other side of the tracks", I once found an article online from an old book of the very early 1900's that credited that phrase's origination right here in my hometown. Back in the cattle heyday, Abilene was the northern trail head for the Chisolm Trail where cattle herds from Texas were loaded on trains and shipped back east. North of the tracks you would find all the local "Kansas types" - God fearing Christians that adamantly opposed the drinking, the saloons and the red light district that was found south of the tracks where the Texas cattle barons and cowboys ran the show. North of the tracks was Kansas, south of the tracks was all Texas. North of the tracks folks considered themselves to be nothing like those found south of the tracks and the friction between the two parts of town got violent at times.

No big deal, I just think about that part of our history when I hear a reference to "south of the tracks". Now on with the thread.

Posted by Bryan J (Member # 106) on January 17, 2006, 07:47 PM:

[Big Grin]

Sooo Leonard do they sell anyone t-shirts in the lobby or do they restrict it to the guys that drop the big money? [Big Grin]

Posted by Krustyklimber (Member # 72) on January 17, 2006, 10:08 PM:

It's no big deal, Leonard probably only had to wait about 4 minutes for his buddy. [Wink]

Krusty

Posted by Leonard (Member # 2) on January 17, 2006, 10:54 PM:

Yeah, no kidding, he used to go back for seconds!

edit: let me see if I can retro ban it, or if it's "henceforth"?

[ January 17, 2006, 10:56 PM: Message edited by: Leonard ]

Posted by Leonard (Member # 2) on January 17, 2006, 11:01 PM:

Are you ******* happy, now?

edit: Guess it's "henceforth"?

Bryan, why do you ask? No, I don't remember Tee shirts, but it has been a while, I haven't hunted with Pat for about ten years, and I won't stop for my son or grandson.

[ January 17, 2006, 11:04 PM: Message edited by: Leonard ]

Posted by Bryan J (Member # 106) on January 18, 2006, 08:34 AM:

Well, I was thinking that it would make a great gift for someone. [Eek!]

I noticed last time I was in Wells that there is an espresso and gift shop across from the 4-way with Bella’s name on it and painted up the same as the “house”. I guess I should have checked there.

Posted by Leonard (Member # 2) on January 18, 2006, 09:14 AM:

Bryan, I don't go to Wells anymore.

I have given/abandoned that half of the state to the Utes. So, are parking places at a premium at the establishment?

Good hunting. LB

Posted by Bryan J (Member # 106) on January 18, 2006, 09:25 AM:

I must have been there on an off week, it looked like (from the road) you could have your pick. You never know though those “premium” parking spots may have all been full.

Posted by Leonard (Member # 2) on January 18, 2006, 09:42 AM:

My guess it has something to do with payday? Cowboys and truck drivers probably do their part?

Posted by MULE (Member # 63) on January 18, 2006, 10:46 AM:

This is only a test

**** you ******* ******* [Big Grin]

Posted by Leonard (Member # 2) on January 18, 2006, 10:58 AM:

Hurrah! Thank you, MULE! Administrator accomplished something. He even banned those words, inserting (-) between each letter. That was really hard.

Good hunting. LB

Posted by Bryan J (Member # 106) on January 18, 2006, 11:06 AM:

LOL Leonard you are probably right.

Lance, I just remembered something. How did history let that business build North West of town? You know the Welcome to town business out by the freeway?

Edit: it used to say East of town without mountains I'm turned around.

[ January 18, 2006, 04:26 PM: Message edited by: Bryan J ]

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