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Posted by NASA (Member # 177) on August 30, 2006, 11:46 AM:

..... of a perfect relationship.

1. It's important to have a woman who helps at home, cooks good, cleans up and has a job.

2. It's important to have a woman who can make you laugh & she is cute.

3. It's important to have a woman whom you can trust and who doesn't lie to you.

4. It's important to have a woman who is good in romance and who likes to be with you.

5. It's very, [u]VERY[/u] important that these four women don't know each other.

Ok?

Posted by stevecriner (Member # 892) on August 30, 2006, 02:55 PM:

Thats good stuff there. Now i feel bad though i m going to have to tell one of mine that one of the other ones is preganant,lol just kiddin!

Posted by Paul Melching (Member # 885) on August 30, 2006, 03:15 PM:

(6) keep thier names straight. This can get more difficult as you age.

Posted by Buffalobob (Member # 825) on August 30, 2006, 06:00 PM:

NASA

Do you drive an Escalade with no license plates? If so, then you were just arrested for being on the FBI's ten most wanted list for polygamy.

Posted by TA17Rem (Member # 794) on August 30, 2006, 06:04 PM:

I always try to date women with the same name as my wife, that way if i talk in my sleep she has nothing on me. LOL

Posted by NASA (Member # 177) on August 30, 2006, 07:32 PM:

Buffalobob, you read too much into that. I only said you need to have a woman, not a wife! Four wives? At the same time? I don't think so. I couldn't handle 2 twenty years apart, lol. [Big Grin]

Posted by Joe Manes (Member # 686) on August 30, 2006, 07:44 PM:

Tom, pertainting to rule 5, Im a bit confoosed.
Does this mean that you have to get all 4 gals from DIFFERENT escort services?

HEHEHE.

Posted by Jack Roberts (Member # 13) on August 30, 2006, 09:11 PM:

The guy they arrested near Las Vegas, NV the other day had over 40 wives and over 60 kids.

He was on the FBI's most wanted list and riding around in a Cadillac with no tags. Looks like he has made way too big a negative contribution to the gene pool.

I am not wanted by the FBI and I would not ride around in a car with no tags. This guy is on the most wanted list and rides around in a car with no tags??????????

Jack

Posted by NASA (Member # 177) on August 31, 2006, 07:39 AM:

What I heard was that the car had temporary paper tags, but they were somehow obscured or improperly displayed.

Truth be known, I'll bet that was just a rouse. My money is that the FBI had locked in on him and sic'd the local PD to make the bust.

Posted by Cdog911 (Member # 7) on August 31, 2006, 05:09 PM:

So, Tom, does this joke mean you're an expert on women, polygamy or tellin' funny stories?

Posted by NASA (Member # 177) on August 31, 2006, 07:59 PM:

Experts answer what they know. The Non-Expert answers anything.

Not everyone holds experts in high regard:
A man walked into a bar and ordered a twelve-year old scotch. As the bartender was busy, he decided to serve the guy whatever he had under his hand.

The fellow took a sip, spat it out, and told the bartender, "I asked for a twelve-year old scotch and not a three year-old one."

When the bartender heard that, he checked the bottle and was amazed that the fellow was right -- he had served him a three-year old scotch. The bartender wanted to see how good the fellow was, so he served him another scotch, this one a six-year old.

The guy had a sip and spat it out, complaining, "I asked for a twelve-year old scotch and not a six-year old one."

The bartender was surprised by how good this fellow was. So the barman decided to play one more little game. He served the customer a nine-year-old scotch instead of a twelve-year old one as requested.

The fellow had a sip and spat it out, stating, "I think I asked for a twelve-year old scotch and not a nine-year old one."

The bartender was very impressed and finally served him the demanded twelve-year-old scotch.

The customer took a sip and added, "This is what I asked in the first place."

At the end of the counter sat a man who had witnessed this scene. He sent a tumbler to the scotch expert and asked him to have a sip.

The fellow did so and spat it out and said, "Good Lord, that's piss."

The other man added, "Now tell me how old I am."

[ August 31, 2006, 08:12 PM: Message edited by: NASA ]

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