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Lone Howl
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posted February 10, 2010 04:59 PM
LB I DID NOT COME HER TO TAKE CRAP, IF YOU DONT KNOW WHAT YOU ARE TALKING BAOUT DONT CHIME IN!
ANY OTHER "PROS" OUT THERE HAVE ANY GOOD INFO ON KICK NOT CRAP
MY BUDS SAID THIS BOARD BLOWS NOW I KNOW WHY HOOTIE
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predatorhunter
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posted February 10, 2010 05:06 PM
Never tried coyote enchiladas but, they taste great if you use Coyote Helper. Simply brown some ground coyote meat, add the Coyote Helper, a touch of salt and stir. Makes a great peace offering to someone who don't like you much.You'll be friends in no time. Just don't attend their BBQ when your invited!
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Brad Norman
Okie Dokie
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posted February 10, 2010 05:13 PM
I'm still not sure what color band works best for protecting my balls?
Anyway, I haven't been able to call in shit lately. My theory is that some coyotees are coming across the Mississippi on a train and finding themselves in Oklahoma. They have begun bredding with my coyotes and this is creating a much more inteligent species. Thoughts?
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Andy L
HI, I'M THE NEW MODERATOR OF THE CENTRAL MISSOURI FORUM, PULL MY FINGER!
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posted February 10, 2010 05:14 PM
Lone Howl, I wuld take yur ass to the back room in a heartbeat if it didnt stink so bad in theyer. That coyoteee eithr needs to eat up or die kwik to anser Locos kwestion or were gonna have to kill it. I caint stand it much longer.
Now back off and listen to the pros. They didnt git that way by bein dum!
You better be glad Lonny aint hear. Hes got a itchy trigger finger on that ban button....
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Andy L
HI, I'M THE NEW MODERATOR OF THE CENTRAL MISSOURI FORUM, PULL MY FINGER!
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posted February 10, 2010 05:15 PM
Brad, yer an Okie. Nuff Said!!!
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Greenside
seems to know what he is talking about
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posted February 10, 2010 05:16 PM
quote: With my hmr it may be messy do I post hole side up or hole side down?
yotekiller
Somewhat new to the sport,but when i get to the truck i always put the whole side down and the tale side pointing toward the cab. Works for me.
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Brad Norman
Okie Dokie
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posted February 10, 2010 05:25 PM
Hey! I thought we didn't discriminate over here!
Leonard-you have a pm.
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Andy L
HI, I'M THE NEW MODERATOR OF THE CENTRAL MISSOURI FORUM, PULL MY FINGER!
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posted February 10, 2010 05:36 PM
We dont discriminate. But Okies dont count.
Last warning, you tell on me one more time and Ill send the vet over to take care of your ball sittin on problem for good!!!
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Leonard
HMFIC
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posted February 10, 2010 05:38 PM
What is this? Is every friggin' okie a cry baby, er whut? Andy, ern yore keep son! Take care of bidness or we can 'point somebody else. I learnt a long time ago/you can not trust a man with two first names.
As to the question. I think 3toes made it very klear; sometimes they do. Now, why are you askin'? If you observed it, spit it out. Look, coyote is not the best table fair, but if your hungry enough, its eddible.
Next quest. please
Good huntn, elbe
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Andy L
HI, I'M THE NEW MODERATOR OF THE CENTRAL MISSOURI FORUM, PULL MY FINGER!
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posted February 10, 2010 05:53 PM
Ok, sorry LB. I will type slower so Brad will be able to keep up.
B r a d. I f y o u m e s s u p o n e m o r e t i m e, n o t o n l y w i l l y o u l o o s e y u r b a l l s, y o u w i l l b e b a n n e d !!!!
Ps. Can I say "Great Site". Always wanted to do that.... [ February 10, 2010, 05:56 PM: Message edited by: Andy L ]
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3 Toes
El Guapo
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posted February 10, 2010 05:59 PM
All right you sonsabitches, I'm tired of your crap. Especially you mr Andy whatthefuck. Let me tell you how we handle stuff here. We don't need guns, all I need is my mind and my fists and my brothers and my dads. we are tougher than shit and you guys would be in trouble if you know what I mean. I was a volunteer paramedic and I don't take crap off of no one. I rode an ambluance twice and saw some bad shit. One guy had kidney stones the size of marbles. I have viet-nam flash backs and wasn't even there. Thats how frickin bad ass I am.
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Locohead
World Famous Smoke Dancer
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posted February 10, 2010 06:09 PM
Thank you for the awesome answer. This site is awesome. I am soooo priveledged that even 3Toes took time out of his very busy day to make me feel like my question was really important!
Man this site is awesome!!!
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predatorhunter
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posted February 10, 2010 06:17 PM
3toes is begining to scare me; I think I'll send him some Coyote Helper for a peace offering>
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Andy L
HI, I'M THE NEW MODERATOR OF THE CENTRAL MISSOURI FORUM, PULL MY FINGER!
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posted February 10, 2010 06:35 PM
Ok 3Toes, we will have none of that language from a member of this board. No fuckin cussin. Ya hear me boy? Do it again and the next ambulance you ride, you will be the star of the show. Get my drift?
Ok, now simmer down a bit and lets get back to some serious coyote talk. I said you had some real good ansers. What you gettin so bint out of shape bot?
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Brad Norman
Okie Dokie
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posted February 10, 2010 06:35 PM
Yeah! What 3 Toes said! You have more posts so you're more qualified than me. F you sonsabitches! I'm taking my shit elsewhere you f...ing pampass asses. I'm so bad I once ate the asshole of a menustrating skunk! Bring it on! I dare you!
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Andy L
HI, I'M THE NEW MODERATOR OF THE CENTRAL MISSOURI FORUM, PULL MY FINGER!
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posted February 10, 2010 06:42 PM
ElBe, 3 Toes gave me an idea. Can we get a cage? I love MMA and I think we otta settel alot of thsi bullshit with the 4 oz gloves.
Sincerly, HM Po Po
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Brad Norman
Okie Dokie
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posted February 10, 2010 06:53 PM
Gloves? We don't need no stinking gloves.
Let me introduce you to my little friend.
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Leonard
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posted February 10, 2010 06:56 PM
That was the most transparent Kirby tribute I have ever seen! You da man, triptoes! That suckass will agree with anything you say, won't he?
Let's get back to talking serous coyote huntin!
Good hunting. LB
edit: some of this stuff has got to sting a little, I should think? [ February 10, 2010, 06:58 PM: Message edited by: Leonard ]
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Lone Howl
Free Trial Platinum Member & part-time language police
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posted February 10, 2010 06:58 PM
ANDYL YOU ARE NOT MY MOM DONT TELL ME WHAT TO DO BIGSHOT YOUR SO BADASS HOOTMAN [ February 10, 2010, 06:58 PM: Message edited by: Lone Howl ]
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Andy L
HI, I'M THE NEW MODERATOR OF THE CENTRAL MISSOURI FORUM, PULL MY FINGER!
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posted February 10, 2010 07:00 PM
I need to get out more often. I didnt realize the hole huffer was a badass?
Link?
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Dave Allen
Hi, I'm SUPER DAVE, IN CHARGE OF Q STUFF (and Goat Leader) "I'm really not trying to be a dick".
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posted February 10, 2010 07:10 PM
Quote. by Lonny. 2010 totals: Banned members-Kokopelli and Dave Allen Number of members about to be banned-765 -------------------------------------------------
Dang !this is twice now I've been banned within the last six months. Shit !
(Edit) Sorry I just read Leonards pm,I guess there was a discussion in the back room and I'm ok for now ? Whew ! [ February 10, 2010, 07:16 PM: Message edited by: Dave Allen ]
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csmithers
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posted February 10, 2010 07:15 PM
I only have time to hunt once a year for 10 minutes! I am a VERY BUSY and important person. What tips can you give me to make the most of my time in the field? I live in the East and will be hunting within the city limits. It is illegal only if I get caught. What is the best silenced "tactical" rifle to use in my unique situation? Besides tasting it, is there a good way to tell how fresh coyote scat is? Should I taste test for freshness before applying to my face as camo/ cover scent? Or will poking it with a stick be better? Thanks in advance~ The New Guy [ February 10, 2010, 07:16 PM: Message edited by: smithers ]
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csmithers
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posted February 10, 2010 07:18 PM
Double posted that one!! [ February 10, 2010, 07:19 PM: Message edited by: smithers ]
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Cdog911
"There are some ideas so absurd only an intellectual could believe them."--George Orwell.
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posted February 10, 2010 07:41 PM
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TOM64
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posted February 10, 2010 07:56 PM
Well since I'm on the panel, I better get busy and earn my keep...
Loco, yotes is omnieateverythingoris, that means they eat everything.
But that brings up another question, would the smell of coffe act as a cover scent or draw em as a food source since they eat coffe beans?
Paul, bait him with a dead yote carcuss, if you can't find one use coffee beans.
Thank you DAA, you da man!
Brad, it's the mountain lions I tell ya!
Andy, you's close enough I could get Brad and drive up to pay you a visit if ya don't watch it! We okies stick together and I hear Brad is a tuff SOB!
Smithers, take up golf.
Whew for a minute there I thought I had more questions than answers, started to sound like the mods at that other place.
Glad to be part of the best site on the net!
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