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Leonard
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posted May 21, 2010 11:28 AM
Shit! I'm making this an All Okie, All The Time Message Board! Screening has proved ineffective! Injoy.
Okie Dokie, Out!
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Kelly Jackson
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posted May 21, 2010 11:32 AM
hehehee good one.
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Leonard
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posted May 21, 2010 11:44 AM
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I live in MO but Im a Okie at Heart! Andy L
Now I'm confused? I thought Missouri was IN Oklahoma? It ain't?
Good hunting. Head Okie
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ursus21
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posted May 21, 2010 12:24 PM
"Injoy"? Leonard is TA's spelling prowess rubbing off on you?
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Leonard
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posted May 21, 2010 12:53 PM
I didn't think anybody would catch that! Just throwing out a little bait. Injoy 24/7 Okie
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ursus21
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posted May 21, 2010 01:39 PM
Tim still won't get it. ![[Wink]](wink.gif)
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posted May 21, 2010 01:47 PM
Even most Okies have teeth Leonard! Tim sure isn't an Okie!
Not really sure what Tim is other than the "Best Damn Coyote Hunter" ever! Maybe you are giving him too much credit and airtime?
Nikonut ![[Big Grin]](biggrin.gif)
Edited for spelling: I mispelled teeth... ![[Razz]](tongue.gif)
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Kokopelli
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posted May 21, 2010 03:19 PM
Hey NikoDude;
Did you know that the toothbrush was invented in Oklahoma???
It had to have been; if it was invented anywhere else, they would have called it a 'Teeth' brush.
BwaaaHaaaHaaaaa............. Ok, I'll go quietly.
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posted May 21, 2010 03:30 PM
Now thats funny right there i don't care who you are
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Leonard
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posted May 21, 2010 04:48 PM
Do they all talk and dress like Junior on Hee Haw? and every one I have met is divorced? You'd think they would learn?
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TA17Rem
Hello, I'm the legendary Tim Anderson, Field Marshall, Southern Minneesota Sector
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posted May 21, 2010 06:31 PM
Andy I see you are talking out youre ASS again..
This year it was 131 coyotes with the crew not 100..
yes I do keep a log book for all the hunts with the crew and when I'm hunting alone..
After each kill the coyote is placed in the back of my truck since I'm the one doing the skinning so i know who shot what and with what.
I have a pretty good stack of log books do you want to see them?? If so then put a little cash in my hand.. LOL
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Andy L
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posted May 21, 2010 08:10 PM
Yeah, I could make up a log book real easy myself, if you wanna pay me....
I bet there are a lot of conversations around the "crew" that guys say, Hey, Bob, did that damn Tim call you again? Shit, I cant afford to go drivin around every weekend. Besides, he kinda creeps me out. I think Im gonna change, my phone number. Yeah, me too Jack. Maybe that will keep him at at bay for a little bit.
I doubt if there is a crew. Maybe a few guys that do go road huntin with Tim from time to time, as long as he buys the beer.
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Leonard
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posted May 21, 2010 08:26 PM
Maybe they don't go, for the huntin'? Know what I mean?
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Andy L
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posted May 21, 2010 10:07 PM
In Tims Fairy Tale, The Crew meets at 4am sharp. Tim has them in formaation, dressed in in cammies with his high boots, legs tucked in. He inspects each of the crew for proper camo and then the guns and ammo. He writes down what each one is shooting and what ammo. Then he gives out the orders of which roads will be driven looking for either live coyotes or fresh tracks. And of course fresh holes. If any are found, Tim is to be called immediately. He inspects tracks to see if they are worth going after. If its a live coyote, Tim slides in and his engine screams Screw you Mr Coyoteeee. The Lapu. is thrown over the hood and a shot is taken. If its a hole, Tim huffs it to see if there is anything in there. If this does not prove productive, the next route is laid out by Tim for the Crew and it goes from there.
At approximately noon, they must go to town to get their oil changed and more beer.
Should a coyote get killed, the shooter is interrogated and vital info, such as distace, wich is very subject. On the bean fields, I know from experience those 200 yard shots can be 400 yards and vice versa.
This is the fairy tale we get. In reality, he has no fuckin clue what was shot with what, especially ammo, and distance is exaggerated. Angle is pretty easy to see when the hide is peeled.
I think my posts above are closer to the truth, if not dead on. He makes a dozen phone calls and if he can get one to ride with him for the day, he is lucky.]
But as he said a long while back. We gotta get those coyotes out of here. They eat pheasant and we just dont need that manay around here.
Go get em Tim. I do have a qustion. Do you work your lips and lick your gums when you make these long shots? Or can you hold that back for the shot?
I wanna make a remark on the pussy/pain thing. I went through a procedure Wednesday. I would like to see you make that one without some pain killers. They didnt give me none til it was over. I would like to see you do it. It was hell.
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Leonard
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posted May 21, 2010 10:43 PM
Hey, you talking pain meds? I am on morphine sulphate now. I still have spasms, but it's a lot better. How long before I'm a junkie?
Good hunting. LB
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Andy L
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posted May 21, 2010 11:17 PM
Im on several types. Trying to go non Narcotic. Only Narcotic is hydrycodone, lightest they make. I take a muscle relaxor, Lyrica and a anti depressent. Benzo.
Just trying to make it by with the least til surgery. I should know something Monday and hopefully will be under the knife in the next week. To hear him talk, it will minimally invasive and should be out of pain and on my feet within a week or two. Not 4 days in hospital and two weeks in bed at home before I could do shit like last time.
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TA17Rem
Hello, I'm the legendary Tim Anderson, Field Marshall, Southern Minneesota Sector
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posted May 21, 2010 11:25 PM
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wanna make a remark on the pussy/pain thing. I went through a procedure Wednesday. I would like to see you make that one without some pain killers. They didnt give me none til it was over. I would like to see you do it. It was hell.
Quit youre fucking crying and cowboy the fuck up.. Hell you cried when you got youre hand in a trap or something like that.. I'll give you credit though youre the biggest 10 year old I've ever met..LOL
I remember we had to listen to youre crying for a month cause you were't going to make the camp-out then you where and then you were'nt..LOL
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Andy L
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posted May 22, 2010 08:18 AM
That wasnt crying. That was disappointment. I guess you would know a lot about that when the crew is trying to avoid you.
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Andy L
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posted May 22, 2010 08:20 AM
BTW, Ill show that trap injury to you some day. I damn near lost that finger. Dont tell me you would not have been nervous if you had a deep cut and severe infection on your trigger finger.
Just so you know, your full of shit on the crying. LB is getting a good taste of what I have been dealing with for years. Dont belive me, ask him. Its excurtiating pain.
And, since my crying is the only comback the great TA has, that tells me that everything I have been saying is right on track. The crew is bullshit. Your full of shit, which we all knew.
Im just hoping I can sign the stock on your Lapu..
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Leonard
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posted May 22, 2010 10:03 AM
Oh hell ya! You are doing everything humanly possible to make sure you get to sign that stock. He must like you? There are more celebrity types a lot closer to home, than you. Can you imagine:
"Andy? Who the hell is Andy?"
"Oh you know, that crybaby over in Missouri"
"Oh yeah, but he ain't known for hunting?"
"yeah, I know, but if it makes him feel important..."
"That's very generous of ya, Tim!"
Yeah, I know, but we sort of bonded while slow dancing, at the campout."
Maybe you can take him along on a road hunt, let him think he's one of the boys?"
"yeah, might do that, 'cause he don't play well with others, I know he's lonely."
"And, kinda cute."
Whoa, don't go there, he don't need to crash our circle jerks!"
"Don't worry, what happens on those cold winter days, out in the fur shed; stays locked away."
"Good, had me worried, for a sec."
"Hey, I'm atta here, long past time I beat the squaw!"
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posted May 22, 2010 10:08 AM
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Im just hoping I can sign the stock on your Lapu..
Why would you?? And why would I let you??? You don't hunt but a few times a year. Sure you kill a couple coyotes but someone else has to call them in for you.. You don't take any pic's of youre hunts cause youre not smart enough to use a camera and second you need to kill something before you can snap a pic of it.. Like I said years ago youre Heart is'nt in it and you wouldbe money ahead takeing up a different hobby..
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Leonard
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posted May 22, 2010 10:36 AM
Time for a new title, but I think I will recycle an old one.
edit: BS, Tim! You need to let us vote on it! None of this "Unilateral" shit!
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Andy L
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posted May 22, 2010 11:43 AM
Tim, if you had a fucking clue what I have been though.
As for calling, I call in coyotes much more for my friends and boys to kill than I kill. See, the kill is anti climatic. As for people you would know, ask Loco or Tyler or Rich. They know.
As for siging your stock, its a joke. I wouldnt and you wouldnt ask. At least its mutual.
LB, if you dont want me aourd, just say so. We had this discussion the ohter day. I think we have a good enough relationship to tell each ohter to fuck off. Just say it. I think you were jokin, but if not tell me.
I love how Timmy is dogdging the main question. He knows I am right. Dipshit.
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Leonard
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posted May 22, 2010 11:56 AM
I'm always joking, Andy. Unless I call you, "Amigo" then pay attention.
But, it would be good if you two knocked it off, it's all reruns. Just a suggestion.
Good huting. LB
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Andy L
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posted May 22, 2010 12:31 PM
Its knocked off. Tim, Ill quit if you will, with no parting shot. Deal?
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