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Good hunting. LB
 

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Posted by Cdog911 (Member # 7) on March 26, 2010, 01:50 PM:
 
Can't say that I've had enough luck calling them freshly bumped to make it worth a go. As has been stated, I've had several instances where I retreated from the spot immediately, went someplace else and made a few stands, then worked my way back by there and gave it a go. One advantage I have is severely fragmented cover where a bumped coyote usually lines out for someplace in particular and if I just hunker down and give him his way, he'll get there, take a look back and usually settle down unpushed. There have been exceptions.

Kevin and I were walking into a big pasture this season and bumped a triple out of a small bowl. They were out of sight almost as quick as we saw them. We set up, called for twenty minutes and watched hopefully to the north and west, half expecting at least one of them to appear on a distant hilltop to at least check us out. AT 20 minutes, I had to sit up to stretch my back and I looked to the SW of me to find a big pale dog sitting just my side of a hill's crest at about 500 yards. How long he'd been there, I have no idea, but he just watched us for the next 15 as I tried to work him in. All I did was stood him up. Since it was the end of the season and I didn't expect to make it back there, I did some quick math in my head to allow for windage, range, elevation, relative humidity and, most importantly, the ability of a new load in my gun that I had no idea how it would perform beyond 300 yards, combined with the fact that my range finder was on the seat of the truck and how far he was was anyone's guess and essentially made a huge wild-assed guess and fired at him. LOL Missed him by about a foot. He beat feet over the hill and last I sw of him, he was still going NW toward the next pasture. We happened to get into that pasture, rounded a hill and were setting up the caller where we could lay on the hillside for some Les Johnson sidehill jump shooting and he and I both spotted one another at about the same time. By then, he was about 600 yards out from us up a drainage, quartering away from us but looking at me over his shoulder. I quickly laid down and hit the caller. On a dime, he spun around and charged us. The moment he went out of sight coming along a fenceline where the cow path was cut down into the ditch, Kevin and I both sprang up into sitting position. The coyote appeared about fifty yards in front of Kevin - about 80 yards from me - and stopped to check us out when I whacked him right out from under Kevin. He goes , "Ughhh!?!" as he looks over at me and I said, "Oh,.... did you want that shot?" LOL That was our last kill of the season this year. Very pale coyote for here, and woolly as hell. Sent him to the tannery.

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Posted by Az-Hunter (Member # 17) on March 26, 2010, 05:03 PM:
 
Bumped coyotes, and coyotes spotted while approaching a stand are two different things. Tim and I were driving hard down a dirt raod a season or two ago, and up ahead we saw three coyotes making a mad dash across the road ahead of us maybe 300 yards?
I hit high gear,and drove just past where we saw them cross, gathered our shit, my rifle and call, and Tim grabbed his camera. We humped it maybe 100 yards off the road and made a very quick setup. Within two minutes we had five coyotes come pounding in, Tim took some wonderful photos of them,and I managed to kill one damned coyote out of the five....tall grass is my excuse.
As to actually jumping them up while walking out to a stand, thats another story. They obviously know what you are, they get an eyefull and scoot. Most times I go ahead and make a stand, maybe walking out further than I had originally planned, but IM out there, might as well spend 15 minutes? The coyote you bumped, isn't always the only coyote in the area that will hear the call. I don't know if I ever recall knowing that a coyote that I jumped and which got an eyefull of me ever has come back to the call?
 

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Posted by JoeF (Member # 228) on March 26, 2010, 05:44 PM:
 
Truly bumped, they know what I are?

None.
 

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Posted by Leonard (Member # 2) on March 26, 2010, 08:19 PM:
 
A bumped coyote is one that you flush while walking to a stand.

It has nothing to do with drive bys, or crossers, or mousers in a pasture paying you no attention, as long as you kept moving (edit: in your vehicle) until out of sight.

Let me draw you a picture. You leave the truck quietly and walk upwind. At some point, you kick out a coyote, maybe two, and you set up in a good looking spot.

Have you had the coyote turn around and return, even if it is peeking through brush? Assume that you see movement from where you last saw him leaving, and he may be headed downwind....and you don't have any magic mist. But, you are (of course) a crack shot.

If you got off a shot at a coyote, other than running or sneaking away, let's hear about it.

Good hunting. LB

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Posted by Kokopelli (Member # 633) on March 27, 2010, 07:20 AM:
 
Leonard,
If you had a machine gun with a 30 round 'clip' you wouldn't have to worry about calling them back, just start blasting.............and later you could post that you 'Shore got in a lot of shootin' today'.
 

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Posted by TOM64 (Member # 561) on March 27, 2010, 07:22 AM:
 
Driving and spotting a coyote for us is simply a drive by.

We do have a technique for them though. Around here (and everywhere) they get shot at from the road pretty often and as soon as you stop the truck, they shift gears. We spot one and slow down, the shooter jumps out with rifle, while the truck keeps going. Most of the time the coyote watches the truck while the shooter slips under the fence and shoots the coyote without him knowing he's in the world.

We only do it on places that we're told to "kill em all", we'd rather see em coming to the call instead.
 

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Posted by TRnCO (Member # 690) on March 27, 2010, 07:41 AM:
 
I had one this year, kinda. The sun was nearing the end of it projection period for the day, and I started a stand with some lone female howls, followed by a lone male howl. I got a vocal response from what I guessed to be a mile away. Instead of sitting and hoping they'd cover the ground between us before dark, I quickly hot footed my way in his direction. I had gone roughly a half mile, and was about to sit on a shaded hill side, when I spotted what I thought to be a coyote about 500 yards away, the sun was shining on his chest is the only reason I saw him. And sure enough, just as I got my butt planted on the ground, he started warning barking at me. He had me nailed. I had my WT2030 with me, and it's got the aggresive/warning bark howl on it, so I started dishing it back to him. This only made him retreat about 100 yards, to the point that all I could through my scope was his head over the hill, and we continued to exchange vocals. Well, I knew he wasn't going to come at this point, so I tried something totally different and fired up a "hunt whine" on the 2030, which is a shorter version of a group howl, for the lack of better discription, and as soon as I did the sound the 1st time, this coyote came toward me about 100 yards, and continued to bark at me. Long story shortened, I played the "hunt whine" sound 4 times total and shot the coyote at about 150 yards, and he was still barking at me at that point.
That's the only coyote that I've ever called in that had me busted. He obviosuly saw me, but maybe didn't recognize my form since I was in the shadow of the hill.

As others have said, if I feel that there's a good chance of other coyotes in the area, other than one that I bumped, I'll go ahead and make a stand. Just because one ran off, doesn't mean that the gig is up. I know some guys don't like to bump deer or antelope in fear that coyotes may also be spooked, BUT IMO, the deer and antelope aren't very good at telling the coyotes why they're running, because I've called many coyotes in that probably saw running deer and antelope, and didn't get the word that danger was near by.

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Posted by JohnLK (Member # 1978) on March 27, 2010, 07:42 AM:
 
There has been a few times in the low light of early morning that I have looked up and seen a coyote running off when walking to a stand. I just sat down a called them back.As long as the coyote don't wind you, I don't think it knows what you are at times.There has been 3or4 times when walking to a stand on dry crunchy snow early in the morning that I have seen a coyote run towards me then angle downwind.Maybe they think I am a deer.
 

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Posted by Leonard (Member # 2) on March 27, 2010, 08:44 AM:
 
Okay, TR. Good story. That's what I'm looking for, sorta.

For John

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There has been a few times in the low light of early morning that I have looked up and seen a coyote running off when walking to a stand. I just sat down a called them back.As long as the coyote don't wind you, I don't think it knows what you are at times.

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There has been 3or4 times when walking to a stand on dry crunchy snow early in the morning that I have seen a coyote run towards me then angle downwind.Maybe they think I am a deer.

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I can believe this. A coyote going about it's own business angling towards you, sees something, goes downwind. Nothing odd about that.

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TA, flushing a coyote while driving is not the same. Remember, it's like those crows sitting on a crossbar. They will casually watch you drive by, it's just a vehicle. When you stop, now you are people. So, all those road kill coyotes, they weren't too scared of vehicles, were they? Hey, ever see a RK, in Minneesota?

Good hunting. LB
 

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Posted by Greenside (Member # 10) on March 27, 2010, 08:50 AM:
 
Bumbed coyotes, Yes. Scared the ba geebees out of, No.
 

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Posted by JohnLK (Member # 1978) on March 27, 2010, 09:29 AM:
 

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No it is not a fat chance I did it 2 times this past season.If they knew what I was then they probaly would not have came back.

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Posted by R.Shaw (Member # 73) on March 27, 2010, 09:41 AM:
 
Andy......You missed one.

http://www.xtranormal.com/profile/2332517/

Edited to add.....All in good fun Tim. You don't have to burn my house down or anything like that. LOL

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Posted by Leonard (Member # 2) on March 27, 2010, 10:11 AM:
 
OMG! You missed nothing! A beard would have been a nice touch.

You know, I wanted to get a shot of AR holding his speaker above his head, down in Texas. Kept forgetting. I may make a video.....
 

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Posted by Jrbhunter (Member # 459) on March 27, 2010, 10:18 AM:
 
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Posted by CrossJ (Member # 884) on March 27, 2010, 10:21 AM:
 
Thats what I thought...Tim must have shaved. I guess he borrowed the hat off of Reeves.
 

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Posted by Leonard (Member # 2) on March 27, 2010, 12:31 PM:
 
Far enough that those 17 pills will bounce off and clatter down the corrugated roof like hail, only softer. But, it suits your style, I'll give ya that. LB
 

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Posted by TRnCO (Member # 690) on March 27, 2010, 12:40 PM:
 
Reading John's post reminded me that one of my local calling partners and I had this "dark thirty" morning "bumped coyote" incident, much like he discribes. The two of us were walking across a flat pasture riddle with prairie dog mounds, planning on setting up at an old farm sted building, only cover around, and we wanted to get there before day light. On the way across the prairie dog town, I spotted a dark object running across our location not far away from us, at first thinking it was a dog, but quickly realizing it was a coyote. We plopped down right there, in the wide open and I started lip squeeking, and through our scopes, we could clearly see the coyote. He came back to within 100 yards of us, only then we could see a 2nd one behind him coming also. We killed both of them, and then started calling and had a third show up, but my partner missed it.
The first one that we spotted, looked black to the naked eye, so again, obvious this coyote could see us, but must not have been exactly sure what it was seeing, because he came to the lip squeek, as well as a another that we didn't see at first.
 

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Posted by JohnLK (Member # 1978) on March 27, 2010, 01:25 PM:
 
The area I hunt is state and national forest and there is alot of deer. The place I was walking to is a open area about 300yds across.When I got to the edge of the open a coyote ran across to the other side. About the same time I sat down the coyote stopped to look back and I am sure it seen me go down.From the tracks in the snow the coyote was sniffing around a beaver hut when I bumped it. I did a couple of deer bleats and the coyote came back and when it was 180yds from me I stopped it and shot.
 

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Posted by Randy Roede (Member # 1273) on March 28, 2010, 09:13 AM:
 
Shaw, LMAO!!

LB, as soon as I find an answer on one of the other forums for this ? I'll be back much smarter than I am right now!!

Doing a search on Bumped Coyotes!!!
 

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Posted by Leonard (Member # 2) on March 28, 2010, 09:26 AM:
 
Yeah, right! Randy! Bumped coyote = road kill.

edit: now why didn't I think of that? I should have searched PMS for the answer. DUH!

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Posted by ursus21 (Member # 3556) on March 31, 2010, 04:49 PM:
 
Now that is some down right funny video right there! I think it should be nominated for video short of the year.
 

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Posted by Lonny (Member # 19) on March 31, 2010, 05:03 PM:
 
I got it hand it to ya Randy, I just listened to the TA interview and that was the funniest thing I've heard in a long time!! BWAAAAAAAHAHAHAHA
 

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Posted by Andy L (Member # 642) on March 31, 2010, 05:36 PM:
 
Video short hell, I nominatin him for a Grammy!
 

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Posted by Randy Roede (Member # 1273) on April 01, 2010, 03:44 PM:
 
Still waiting for some friends of mine to email me back some information on this topic so I can post it as my own.

I think that is how it works???
 

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Posted by Andy L (Member # 642) on April 01, 2010, 04:34 PM:
 
Has Tim left the building for good? Did Shaw deliver the final kick to the nuts?

Lets start a pool and see how long it takes for him to come back.
 

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Posted by Leonard (Member # 2) on April 01, 2010, 07:35 PM:
 
He's joined the enemy; Prepro. For how long, nobody knows? Come back, Tim! I gave AR a timeout for what he did. Uncalled for. The least he could have done is change the name? But NOOOOO!

I will not let these so called "friends" monkey pile ya any more. We are fellow Minneesotans and have to stick together!

Good hunting. LB
 

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Posted by Andy L (Member # 642) on April 01, 2010, 08:00 PM:
 
Well hell, he is a pro. I seen the interview!! Ive seen the signed stock!! By god, hes the only man I know with a signed pred.!
 

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Posted by TA17Rem (Member # 794) on April 01, 2010, 09:41 PM:
 
LOL Leonard. I'm still around just been a little busy getting gear put away and some fixed up or improved for next season...

As far as AR Shaw I'm sure he had a good laugh.. I thought he was a true friend and expected better from him.. Oh well just another disappointment, no big deal.. Shaw has a few skeletons in his closet but I'm not one to kiss and tell. Thats what canbe expected from a true friend..

As for Roede we may have been friends at one time but he tends to let his big ego control his way of thinking and tends to worry too much of what people think of him or his friends.. Good for him! By the way roede has a few skeletons hanging in his closet as well...

As for Andy what can i say! He is a real work of art.. I guess i would have to put him at the bottom of the pit so to speak.. Like the other thread going on right now about cops.. I hate most cops but bounty hunters are the worst kind. Just a big leech looking to make a buck off of other peoples misfourtunes kinda like our double dipping gov. heads..
Most of the people he deals with proably in most cases don't know what there rights are and I'm sure he takes every advantage of this since he is a leech..LOL
I would like to pick Andy's brain about calling coyotes but for someone that only kills a few every year it would only take a minute to get it all and i most likey would'nt get my .25 worth...

You are right about one thing leonard ursus21 does look like John Denver, was'nt john a fagg by the way???

This willbe my last post on this thread so don't even bother responding..
I'm sure Andy will and i hope he can do me one favor before he does. And thats pull his pants up cause the crack of his ass is showing and i hate that more than a guy running around with chew hanging from his chin

P.S. One of the main reasons i post here is to help Leonard keep his board active, i hate to see other boards just sit idle. If you can't handle my posts or pic's then don't look, real simple....

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Posted by Andy L (Member # 642) on April 01, 2010, 10:51 PM:
 
Kewl, Tim is back!! And in rare form, I might add. you can tell he actually wrote this stuff on his own, because he has no fuckin clue what he is talking about and it shows!!

Now, if he posts something that makes half sense, well, you can bet it has been copied and pasted from somebody else.

Either way, I love ya Tim. Im glad you just took another gnad shot and come back for more.
 

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Posted by Leonard (Member # 2) on April 01, 2010, 10:52 PM:
 
Grrr! Quit deleting shit, Tim!


 

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Posted by Andy L (Member # 642) on April 06, 2010, 01:45 PM:
 
I wish you had the full body pics. Tim wears his camos tucked inside those knee high boots, kinda like lineman boots, just like Festus and his Texas high topped cowboy boots.
 

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Posted by Leonard (Member # 2) on April 06, 2010, 02:06 PM:
 
You mean like Randy Reeves boots? It's a regional thing, I think they call in the swamps? He said he had killed several coyotes that were swimming downwind. Uses a duck call, or a Cronk killer call....same difference.

Oh Lord, forgive me for that, and be with those starving pygmies, okay?

Good hunting. LB
 

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Posted by ursus21 (Member # 3556) on April 06, 2010, 02:19 PM:
 
Andy the trouble with a full body shot of Timmy is that...well uh...it's a full body shot we have to look at.
 

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Posted by Randy Roede (Member # 1273) on April 06, 2010, 05:44 PM:
 
The old rule is, If someone says it and someone else swears by it , well it's the truth!!

I would luv to call in a bear, wolves, etc. Someday!
 

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Posted by Andy L (Member # 642) on April 06, 2010, 05:52 PM:
 
You guys that cruise all these other boards. Has our little Timmy disappeared from the net completely? Or just pissed off at us here?
 

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Posted by 3 Toes (Member # 1327) on April 07, 2010, 04:50 AM:
 
He must just be mad at you Andy. Come to think of it since you didn't come bullshit me at the expo, so am I!

http://www.coyotehunter.net/forums/viewtopic.php?f=14&t=1517
 

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Posted by Andy L (Member # 642) on April 07, 2010, 05:29 AM:
 
Cal, do you have a new email? I get email returned when I send to you. You must be mad?
 

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Posted by ursus21 (Member # 3556) on April 07, 2010, 06:29 AM:
 
Andy L, Little Timmy still lurks on all the boards, but the only one I've seen him post at recently is the NPHA board. I'm sure he reads everything we post, he just can't help himself. You know he might not be mad at all. He claims he's been busy. You know, busy making lots of new friends with that winning personality of his.
 

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Posted by TA17Rem (Member # 794) on April 07, 2010, 07:21 AM:
 
I don't need any friends, especially if they are from Broke-back mountain or some slum hole in Mo.
 

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Posted by 3 Toes (Member # 1327) on April 07, 2010, 07:27 AM:
 
Andy, I did change e-mail accounts. The new one is caltaylor3@gmail.com
 

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Posted by ursus21 (Member # 3556) on April 07, 2010, 07:40 AM:
 
TARD17Rem, thought you said you weren't posting on this thread anymore. I guess I shouldn't be surprised as you consistantly lie about everything else, why not to yourself.

Then Timmy said: "I don't need any friends, especially if they are from Broke-back mountain or some slum hole in Mo ."

What have you got against gay people in Missouri? Never been there myself. As for you not needing any friends, I'd say you have accomplished that goal quite well.
 

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Posted by Leonard (Member # 2) on April 07, 2010, 07:57 AM:
 
It's the boots, people! I'm tellin' ya, those high tops are what make him so persnickity! (Dan, spell check that please) Cuts off circulation to and from the brain. Need I mention, HOME LEE? I didn't think so, with the evidence above.

Pot calling the kettle black. Nobody from southern Minneesota, (the skeeter capital) has any business putting down those proud residents of brokeback, WY, or slumdog MO.

Tim quit farting around, your friends can't tell when you are farting around, or you be seriously.

Good hunting. LB
 

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I get a big kick out of you church go'ers. You go to church every Sunday to hear the word of god and to be saved and to love youre neighbor and as soon as you get out the church door you are still the same evil s.o.b that you are before you walked in..LMAO
 

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Posted by Leonard (Member # 2) on April 07, 2010, 11:07 AM:
 
Tim, you rascal! Way to smooth things over! You defused the whole controversy with a bit of humor! Good on you!

Good hunting. LB
 

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Posted by ursus21 (Member # 3556) on April 07, 2010, 11:49 AM:
 
Tim you are neither my friend, nor my neighbor, even somebody as dumb as you can figure it out from there.
 

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Posted by Andy L (Member # 642) on April 07, 2010, 12:07 PM:
 
I love it. Tim is funny. I said this waaaay back when he first showed up. He is the most fun to pick on cause he gets riled, kinda like a coon in a cage swattin at air.

BWAAAAAHAAAAHAAAA

I still love ya Timmy. You can say what you like. Im just happy your still here. I was afraid you were gone when you deleted your posts and stomped off mad saying you wouldnt post anymore on this thread. I knew better. I got faith in ya!! You take a gnad shot better than anybody!!
 

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Posted by Greenside (Member # 10) on April 07, 2010, 12:12 PM:
 
http://everything2.com/title/I+know+you+are%252C+but+what+am+I%253F
 

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Posted by Leonard (Member # 2) on April 07, 2010, 12:39 PM:
 
Dang, Dennis! Your custom title be tarnishing. Is not! Is too!

Good hunting. LB

edit: and by the way, I also signed his stock right under Les Johnson's autograph. I'll do anything for ten bucks.

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Posted by Andy L (Member # 642) on April 07, 2010, 01:07 PM:
 
Hold it, wait. You mean he has two stocks signed? The one I saw signed, and gave him shit about, Les wasnt there. I think Higgins and Gerry signed it, did you sign that one LB?

If he has two signed, hes dumber than I thought and all bets are off.
 

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Posted by ursus21 (Member # 3556) on April 07, 2010, 01:21 PM:
 
Still don't know anything about hanging out with gays in some slum hole in Missouri. Guess we will have to rely on Tim Anderson for expertise on that subject. However, I do enjoy slummin' around my house here in Montana.


I'm sure it's nothing like hanging out with TARD17Rem in Minnesota, but then again I can't think of a single reason why I'd want to either.


Wonder how this compares to Tim Anderson's slum hole in Missouri? I guess as close as I can come to that is this photo of the Missouri river near my home. You know, the head waters where it's crystal clear and a blue ribbon trout fishery, as opposed to a carp and catfish hatchery further to the south. How do I stand it???

 

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Posted by Andy L (Member # 642) on April 07, 2010, 02:41 PM:
 
I think your confusing some of his remarks. Although I dearly love Montana, the mountains in general, and much of the west, dont knock MO unless youve been here. Down here in the Ozark "Mountains", more like hills to me, we have some pretty damn nice country ourselves.

If there is a slumhole, its that frozen cornfield that Tim lives in. Cold fuckin treeless tundra in the winter. Hot as hell, still treeless, cornfield in the summer with nothing for shade but swarms of skeeters. And yes, I have been there a few times. Usually pickin up skips that dont think anyone will find them there.
 

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Posted by Andy L (Member # 642) on April 07, 2010, 02:50 PM:
 
And Tim, let me give you a little quicky lesson, if your feeble brain can absorb it. You took some pot shots at my profession. You were wrong on many counts.

First, Im not a bounty hunter. Im a bail bondsman. I only perform the function of a bounty hunter if my clients dont uphold their end of the bargain. And since the bargain is they get out of jail for 10% of what the total bond cost is, I stand the rest until they are done with their case, all they have to do is the right thing. IF they do the wrong thing, I bring them back so I dont lose the full face amount of the bond. So, Im not preying on anyone, I am helping them. And, since our Constitution says that everyone is entitled to bail, and I do it cheaper than the government, I would say Im helping people in a time of need. Not? All of this at no cost to the taxpayer.

States that do not have commercial bail, the failure to appear in court rate is approx 40%. This is because people know that if they miss court, the only way they will be arrested is if they are stopped in a traffic stop or something similar, since our government cant afford task forces just for this purpose. I cant speak for all bondsmen, but our failure to appear rate is around 4%. This is due to people knowing if they do not go to court as they are required, there is a person, me, that has a monetary intrest in it and we will go get them and bring them back to face their charges.

So, instead of being in a slimy business as you say, I think its a pretty necessary profession. Saves both the criminals and taxpayers money. And yes, I make a pretty nice living at the same time. Show me where Im wrong, Timmy Boy.
 

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Posted by tlbradford (Member # 1232) on April 07, 2010, 04:05 PM:
 
Ursus, he obviously meant the missouri river, not the state.
 

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Posted by ursus21 (Member # 3556) on April 07, 2010, 04:38 PM:
 
Hey folks don't misunderstand me. I have seen some mighty pretty photos from Missouri. They have some MONSTER bucks down there ta' boot. I have no issues with the state whatsoever. It was our local genius Tim Anderson that referred to MO when he said: "I don't need any friends, especially if they are from Broke-back mountain or some slum hole in Mo"
Odds are he meant Montana, but he's obviously too stupid to know how to abbreviate it correctly. Also thought a few photos of my local area would enlighten the rest of you of what Tim considers a slum hole. I'm telling ya that boy isn't right in the head...but I state the obvious.
 

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Posted by TA17Rem (Member # 794) on April 07, 2010, 06:25 PM:
 
Nice pic's if you enjoy looking at rock piles..
Are you by chance fourth generation cowboy or second generation granola ???
 

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Posted by Leonard (Member # 2) on April 07, 2010, 06:57 PM:
 
That's it, Tim. Smother them with kindness.
BTW, what's ursus21's beef? You must have done something very special?

Good hunting. LB
 

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Posted by Clint (Member # 346) on April 07, 2010, 07:31 PM:
 
We should all try and give him a little slack, he can help being the way he is. The sad thing is he will end up here sooner or later, just like all the elderly people do from his state. Cant wait, see you soon Tim.
 

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Posted by ursus21 (Member # 3556) on April 07, 2010, 09:20 PM:
 
Well Leonard its like this, little Timmy liked to pick his fights over at another board. Trouble was as soon as anyone would call him on it, he would run off and hide behind frilly skirt of said board rules. Heard from one of your other members at this site, that when a POS acts like that here, a person can speak their mind without having to worry about anyone hiding behind anyone's skirt. For the record the first time Tim Anderson ran his mouth at me "unprovoked" I ignored him. Did so the second time as well but was somewhat more annoyed. The third time I thought it was high time he got a little of his own medicine. Poke an old dog enough and you'll get bit kind of thing. As you know Timmy doesn't play well with others and eventually he got mad, took his ball, and went to find some other frilly little skirt to hide behind. Near as I can tell he likes to flit between here and NPHA. I've hung out here long enough to see that the only men wearing skirts are in Tim Anderson's fantasies and dreams. That's the only reason I can figure he has such a fixation with wanting me to be gay anyway. Never seen a guy bring that up so often. Kind'a creepy actually.

Now Leonard out of respect for you and anyone else on this site, with the exception of Tim Anderson, I will leave if you want me to and not stir up that little fur-turd anymore. Unlike Tim I can keep a promise. I do not have an axe to grind with anyone else on this site. I've said my piece and now you know.

Oh and Captain Obvious a.k.a. Tim Anderson perhaps that is why that pile of rocks is called the Rocky Mountain Range. Please dazzle me some more with your astute brilliance.

[ April 07, 2010, 09:28 PM: Message edited by: ursus21 ]
 

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Posted by Leonard (Member # 2) on April 07, 2010, 11:16 PM:
 
Hell no, Amigo! You will fit right in.

Tim will have to carry his own water here. I can join the gang bang, if I feel like it, but for the most part you guys don't need my help.

Actually though, I don't want to see anybody run off, Tim included. I know he has faults, he knows he has faults, but the Lord says we must forgive. (gulp) He does tend to mind his manors around here, (somewhat) so I can't flog him about something going on, "over there". That's PM's tactic, I hear? Maybe that's why he runs off and hides, when somebody gets on his ass....'cause he can't come crying to management, on this Board.

No, you stick around, ursus21. I like a guy that speaks his mind; but not in that way.

Good hunting. LB

edit: oh, and how do you like not having wimpy TOS? We have a committee of one and the policy is: don't piss me off.

[ April 07, 2010, 11:23 PM: Message edited by: Leonard ]
 

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Posted by Andy L (Member # 642) on April 08, 2010, 04:27 AM:
 
Hell no dont leave. This is the best place on the net for folks that like to hunt and have fun!

LB wont sensor ya. I like that. Im sure my ass would have been gone long ago if we got into trouble for flippin shit or gettin in a dust up. Hell, Ive seen monkey shit fights at the zoo that wernt as wild as some of the threads goin here!!

[ April 08, 2010, 04:29 AM: Message edited by: Andy L ]
 

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Posted by TA17Rem (Member # 794) on April 08, 2010, 05:13 AM:
 
Leonard.. ursus21 posted a stupid picture he drew of a coyote and wanted everyones opinion on it. The front half looked good but the back half looked out of place and i said i did'nt like it.. I guess i hurt his little feelings. yes the pic did look exactly like the photo he copied it from, thank god for copy machines..LOL Anyway if he was'nt prepaired for any negative feed backs he should'nt have asked. The only guys that did claim to like it where the normal group of leg humpers on P.M. and either looking for a free-bee or a discount if they said they liked it, you know the types...LOL
I was'nt hideing behind any skirts or running away.. ursus21 was allowed to violate the TOS agreement and i was not and was warned several times by the P.M. mods. ( Barry, Mock) if i was even close to doig so. So since i was'nt allowed to violate the TOS i merly pointed those that where allowed to and asked if this was fare.. Then i would get another PM warning.. So if anyone was hideing behide any skirts or TOS it was the finger painter from broke back mountain..LMAO. Since you invited ursus21 here to Hunt masters you now have youre own personnel P.M. leg humper, i sure hope he can live up to the job..
As far as deleteing my posts i do it all the time on various sites not just here on Hunt Masters. Reason for doing so is because i can..LOL

So ursus21 are you a four generation cowboy or just a two genaration Granola??? As far as being a fagg I'm not sure but you do fit the profile//LMAO..

Andy did you ever figure out what WT sounds to get???LMAO..
 

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Posted by Leonard (Member # 2) on April 08, 2010, 05:25 AM:
 
To: MINNESOTA SPIN DOCTOR
From: LB

You ain't doing anything except throwing gasoline on the friggin' fire; are ya, Chief?

I did not invite him to Huntmasters, but I welcomed him once he wandered in the door.

So, this is all about the fact that you didn't like his drawing of a coyote and you think he's queer? Why, hell, I'd be pissed at you, too!

Good hunting. LB

edit: and another thing, Amigo. I DO NOT LIKE THE FACT THAT YOU DELETE AND EDIT YOUR POSTS! I curtailed that privilege for Board members once, a long time ago because somebody abused that privilege, and it was probably the next day that I got complaints. People want to correct spelling, and add stuff, but you do it because you get mad about something. I don't want to sanction everybody just because you delete your posts! So, knock it off! I do not like it, I don't do it and I don't want you doing it, either! Clear?

[ April 08, 2010, 05:34 AM: Message edited by: Leonard ]
 

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Posted by Andy L (Member # 642) on April 08, 2010, 05:46 AM:
 
Actually yes. After a couple, trips (I think) back to Bill, or maybe one trip back and a new part sent once, the call is fantastic, IMO. Good design and great sound.

As for the sounds, I think Bill picked all or most of them for him. I havent examined them too much. Seem to work good? Im pretty simple about sound. I had dozens on my last call and used 4. And one of those was for coons only.

I know you really dont care and asked as a smart ass, but thats an honest answer.
 

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Posted by ursus21 (Member # 3556) on April 08, 2010, 06:02 AM:
 
It looks like this place is just what folks told me it was. Good to know. As for the drawing I could care less what Tim thinks. He's about as much an authority on art as he is anything else so I take it for what it's worth. Last I checked that equated to less than nothing.

Since I only partcially introduced myself at my debut here, I will say that I love to hunt and prefer it to pissing matches with mental midgets like Tim Anderson. However I'm not wired to easily back down. Love to hunt all kinds of game but black bear and coyotes are my two favorite.

It's not my goal to run Tim off of here and quite frankly Leonard you and I are on the same page there, but if he's going to be an idiot I won't cut him any slack. Since being an idiot is what he does best well then...

Speaking of Tim being an idiot his last statement surprisingly enough was: "As far as being a fagg I'm not sure but you do fit the profile//LMAO.." Good to know Tim has studied the "profile" of homosexuals. Never interested me, but it's blantly clear that it is of personal interest to Tim. So I suppose that in the future one can direct any questions about homosexuals to Tim. After all he is, once again, a self proclaimed expert.
 

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Posted by Leonard (Member # 2) on April 08, 2010, 10:44 AM:
 
Maybe he made a snap judgement based on your wide stance? Don't know?

Tim, quit dicking with these guys, you ain't winning.

Good hunting. LB
 

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Posted by Andy L (Member # 642) on April 08, 2010, 12:59 PM:
 
BWAAAAHAAAAHAAAA

Elbee said dicking....
 

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Posted by ursus21 (Member # 3556) on April 08, 2010, 01:24 PM:
 
Leonard, it would be nice if Tim would listen to your advice, but if there is one thing that is a given about him, he's long on tooting his own horn, but short on listening. 3,2,1,...
 

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Posted by Leonard (Member # 2) on April 09, 2010, 10:12 AM:
 
Ole, (Tim Anderson's father) while not a brilliant scholar, was a gifted portrait artist. His fame grew.... and soon people from all over the country were coming to Minnesota to have portraits done .

One day, a stretch limo pulled up to his house. Inside was a beautiful woman, and she asked Ole if he would paint her in the nude.

This was the first time anyone had made this request of Ole.

The woman said money was no object; she was willing to pay $50,000.

Not wanting to get into trouble with his wife, Ole asked the woman to wait while he went in the house and conferred with Lena, his missus.

In a few minutes, he returned.... and said to the lady, "Ya, shoor, you betcha. I'll paint ya in da nude, but I'll haff ta leave my socks on....so I'll have a place to wipe my brushes." hahaha

Now the funny thing is that the exact same thing happend to Tim, and it turned out that he was wearing CAMO socks while slowly turning with the speaker over his head, and his Johnson at half mast. True story.

Good hunting. LB
 

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Posted by Randy Roede (Member # 1273) on April 10, 2010, 03:54 PM:
 
How come i can't watch shaws video anymore, I can only get 9 seconds of it.
 

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