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Posted by Az-Hunter (Member # 17) on September 09, 2009, 08:54 PM:
I sat thru 45 grueling minutes of that gawd damned pep rally tonight, but after slipping into a boredom induced coma listening to the dulcet verbage of bo, my eye wandered to joe and nancy sitting behind him, entranced by his babbling. That woman is constantly sucking on her dentures, rolling her tongue in her mouth, going thru half a dozen different facial gesticulations....dove me mad watching her.
When she couldn't contain herself with that inspirational sermon(which was often) she would giggle,grin and slap her hands like there was no tomorrow, and when she smiles, she appears to be in a centrifuge, whew, her plastic surgeon need to sew in some extra skin back to that taunt mess she paid for, that woman is absolutely scary.
There was one moment, where a congressman from the right, must have blew his coffe out with an outburst of laughter, it was funny to see the reaction, ole pelosi spun her head and scowled like a school teacher then mumbled something to joe, best damned moment of the entire spectacle...priceless!
Posted by Leonard (Member # 2) on September 09, 2009, 10:18 PM:
Did you see her walk into the chamber? It's like she is test driving a THO butt plug.
Then, between her and Hillary, wearing a bright red suit screeming; "LOOK AT ME".
How the hell did she ever get elected Speaker, third in line to the Presidency?
Good hunting. LB
Posted by Az-Hunter (Member # 17) on September 09, 2009, 10:44 PM:
I think her and hills have the same designer for their gawd awful pants suits, same dreary look, but they have half a dozen different colors.
Hey, I bet thats the only pearl necklace ole tight faced nancy has ever had around her neck:) A guy would go limp looking down at that pathetic withered witch?
Posted by Kokopelli (Member # 633) on September 10, 2009, 08:24 AM:
PEARLS?????
My Gawd, I wonder how many innocent clams gave their lives to satisfy that woman's vanity. Does PETA know about this???? Where were the people throwing the red paint when this outrage occured??
What's that saying?? A clam is a pig is a Pelosie, or something like that.
Posted by TheHuntedOne (Member # 623) on September 10, 2009, 09:26 AM:
Just a darn minute here - the only liberal democrat I ever gave a butt plug to was GZ. If he gave it to his mom, don't blame me.
Besides, I kind of think she's cute. In a 12 pack with shots for chasers 3 AM and no one else left in the bar kind of way.
Posted by Leonard (Member # 2) on September 10, 2009, 09:58 AM:
Don't taz me bro, but I can imagine she wasn't half bad looking when she was 20. The years have not been good to her. She's really stupid, too. I mean, she really talks like a friggin' idiot!
Vic, I think all those odd facial gestures while she sat there were due to her getting off on the THO butt plug..... don't taz me, bro.
Good hunting. LB
Posted by TheHuntedOne (Member # 623) on September 10, 2009, 10:41 AM:
that's just too funny - in a sick sort of way - but funny as hell.....
Posted by Cdog911 (Member # 7) on September 10, 2009, 11:46 AM:
Just go with it, Al. With this recession, the businessman who can diversify his product line is stronger, and custom calls sure ain't selling like they used to. ![[Smile]](smile.gif)
Be sure to promote the hole in the middle as being a "ventilated butt plug" to avoid the discomfort of pressure build up.
Posted by Leonard (Member # 2) on September 10, 2009, 01:51 PM:
OMG! I'm a sick puppy.
I have a vision, (caused by Lance) of the address last night, when Pelosi came out of her trance. What happened was she has the THO model with a reed in it and she accidentally passed gas where upon, Joe Biden leaned over and said: "What's that noise" and she responded with her patented "deer in the headlights" look and said; it was that impolite Republican over there.
Good hunting. LB
Posted by TheHuntedOne (Member # 623) on September 10, 2009, 03:07 PM:
The only good thing that happened last night was Joe Wilson said what every real American has been thinking since January. It was worth it just for those two seconds.
Posted by Leonard (Member # 2) on September 10, 2009, 03:26 PM:
I understand she can do a very servicable rendition of Hail To The Chief.
I'd start charging more for the "Nancy Pelosi" Model, Al
Good hunting. LB
Posted by JoeF (Member # 228) on September 10, 2009, 06:52 PM:
Way too many visions here, and Koko knocked me out when he used the phrase "innocent clams" in a post referencing both Hilary and Pelosi.....
Posted by smithers (Member # 646) on September 10, 2009, 07:51 PM:
Hilary and Nancy Pelosi are a couple split tails I wouldn't take a run at after 2 a.m. and that's sayin' somethin'. Slick Willie wouldn't even expend any of his "guys" on Hillary and his crank is like a divining rod for Schick shorn beaver.
Posted by Kokopelli (Member # 633) on September 10, 2009, 07:57 PM:
Yeah, but Smithers;
Would you watch the Hilary / Pelosi video if it had some hot lesbo action???
Posted by Leonard (Member # 2) on September 10, 2009, 09:34 PM:
Hillary and Pelosi and Hot Lesbo action do not belong in the same sentence.
Good hunting. LB
I used to think that Hil as President was the worst possibility imaginable. How wrong can one be?
Posted by Locohead (Member # 15) on September 11, 2009, 07:25 AM:
That's funny Leonard; Just a couple of days ago, Charlene told me that she would rather Hilary be president than Obammy. I tried and tried to think of a good reason to disagree.
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