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Topic: Decoy dog for sale
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Cdog911
"There are some ideas so absurd only an intellectual could believe them."--George Orwell.
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posted October 01, 2006 04:00 PM
One rat terrier.
Never been hunting.
Has good teeth. Good enough to eat one ear and a foot off my bobcat mount when no one was looking.
Will work as a decoy only once. Better to describe him as "bait". After that, not my problem.
Answers to "Harley" which is an old 1ndian term for "he who is top of shit list".
If you can get him past my overly protective wife, he's yours! ![[Smile]](smile.gif) That damned dog is like our third child.
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I am only one. But still, I am one. I cannot do everything, but still, I can do something; and, because I cannot do everything, I will not refuse to do something that I can do.
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The Outdoor Tripp
Knows what it's all about
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posted October 01, 2006 04:19 PM
THE bobacat mount?
Oh, you forgot the "rat on stilts" line.
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The Outdoor Tripp
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"All great truths begin as blasphemies."
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Cdog911
"There are some ideas so absurd only an intellectual could believe them."--George Orwell.
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posted October 01, 2006 04:39 PM
Yes, Tripp. THE bobcat mount. My wife called me last night as I was talking smack with this bog dog coyote across a cut cornfield. If I wasn't giddy with having fun at the time, I might have been pissed. She was in tears for fear of what I would do if I got home and got this "surprise" dumped on me just inside the door.
(Between you and me, any mounts on the floor are regarded by rat terriers as just chewy pig ears with hair on 'em. Poor little bastard can't tell the difference! I broke him of eating the dining room carpet and crawling under the good sofa and ripping the innards out through the bottom, and I'll break him of this. My son and I decided that maybe we should shut him in my office with a real live bobcat. Bet he wouldn't go near another one, alive or dead*, ever again!
* - referring to the bobcat, not the dog)
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I am only one. But still, I am one. I cannot do everything, but still, I can do something; and, because I cannot do everything, I will not refuse to do something that I can do.
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The Outdoor Tripp
Knows what it's all about
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posted October 01, 2006 04:56 PM
My suggestion is that you hang a steak off Tim's fence once he's got a few hundred amps cursing through it and send the weasel on vacation.
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The Outdoor Tripp
www.theoutdoortripp.com
"All great truths begin as blasphemies."
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Tim Behle
Administrator MacNeal Sector
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posted October 02, 2006 06:01 AM
I'm thinking that maybe I should send you my wife's cat. Then you could make a pair of mittens for some unfortunate kid in the artic!
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