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Topic: Glock Pistol Buried for 2 Years / Dug up & Fired
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Leonard
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posted March 26, 2011 12:57 PM
Thanks, Jimanez. I knew it wasn't right but didn't give a shit and the spell check was worthless.
Yes, I imagine the Krusty will be here before too long, just in time for shirtsleeves.
By the way, THANK YOU VERY MUCH, DAVE! My calling stool and sticks arrived this morning. I would like to mention that shipping those sticks from Canada, in the first place cost me twice as much and required two weeks instead of two days!
Well Wookie collects ecallers and apparently, I collect shooting stools and sticks as I have about four of each?
GH/LB
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csmithers
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posted March 26, 2011 06:16 PM
Make mine a .357 revolver. Glock schmock. Any auto loader-schmok.
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Leonard
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posted March 26, 2011 08:10 PM
I could agree with you, snookie. I have some hot 357 loads that would intimidate anyone within moderately close proximity. Fearsome. Sometimes I load five factory equivalent and one of my social loads and hand it to a friend. After the sixth shot they act like the gun just exploded in their hands. Pretty funny, in a sick sort of way.
GH/LB
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BJRemLington7
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posted March 27, 2011 06:59 AM
Ha ha what a hoot! I can see them holding that shotgun like what the hell just happened.
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JD
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posted March 27, 2011 12:14 PM
Yea, cause we all know what a shock it is when you accidentally shoot a 357 round in a shotgun.
You really suck at this troll thing.
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BJRemLington7
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posted March 27, 2011 01:05 PM
Your the only one around that can make jokes. Last I checked this was a freedom of speech style forum. I can make a joke or two. Their is relief just a mouse click away.
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JD
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posted March 27, 2011 01:14 PM
Gawdammit!!! If you're gonna quote me at least get it right.
Now pay attention...."relief is only one left click away" write it down if you can't remember it.
We should start a thread where everyone could take a guess at which member has disguised himself as t-bags twin. LOL
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BJRemLington7
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posted March 27, 2011 01:18 PM
Looks like I have me a genuine stalker. Do you get any hunting done in between flapping your gums? How many animals you took this year? I got 162 so far all hand callin and as a lone hunter.
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JD
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posted March 27, 2011 01:32 PM
You're out of your league, I only hunt on Tuesday mornings and sundays after 4pm, I shot 195 this year all called with an inhale voice howl and shot with a long bow at 150 yds on windy days. That's not including the ones I shot out the window of my Prius on the way to the stand. I would've shot more but out of sympathy for other local callers I left a couple for them to shoot at too. I also went to Minnesota and shot 76 more one weekend out the window of my truck but I don't count those since it was so easy and I'm such an amazing caller and great shot with traditional archery equipment.
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BJRemLington7
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posted March 27, 2011 02:37 PM
Thats an amazing resume. I am duly impressed. The 162 I shot were only the ones I shot in Wednesday's at exactly 12:00 noon on my lunch. Other minutes of the day the number is mind blowing. Somewhere's about 150 of em I stabbed with a KaBar knife affixed to the end of my Lee Enfield.
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JD
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posted March 27, 2011 02:38 PM
Are ewe mocking me?
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Leonard
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posted March 27, 2011 05:03 PM
Is he exaggerating? That's within the realm of possibilities for an accomplished caller, ain't it? Same for BJ.
GH/LB
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BJRemLington7
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posted March 27, 2011 05:14 PM
Sounds like the only way he gets any coyotes is by beating them over the head with his QWERTY keyboard.
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JD
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posted March 27, 2011 07:47 PM
i jst telled ya howe many coyotees i shoot
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JD
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posted March 27, 2011 08:35 PM
BTW, I suppose you use an AZERTY keyboard, I kinda had you figured for one of them limp wristed french fellers, but you claim to be a speed typing "geenyus" so I would imagine a DVORAK would be better suited at 16 times faster, what else would a geenyus use.
I,m starting to get a bead on you now.
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Leonard
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posted March 27, 2011 08:41 PM
Ya had me believing ya, until you came up with the Prius. I don't believe too many country boys are buying those things? You are pegging the bs meter, JD. Must be contagious?
Good hunting. LB
If you have a handle on who BJ is, email me. I'd like to know.
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JD
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posted March 27, 2011 08:58 PM
Are you calling me a liar? If I say I can shoot a coyote out the window of a Prius with a long bow going 60mph after 4pm on a sunday then by Gawd......yea...you got me.
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JD
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posted March 27, 2011 09:09 PM
LB, send me that IP and we'll see about this mirror site. LOL
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Leonard
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posted March 27, 2011 09:22 PM
I get 184.155.61.111 for him. you don't show your email.
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JD
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posted March 27, 2011 09:45 PM
That's a long way from Upland.
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BJRemLington7
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posted March 28, 2011 06:30 AM
I'm 6'10" and 366 lb's and wobble around like a French Tickler when I'm on a stand. I still bayonet me some 300+ coyotes every month.
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Kokopelli
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posted March 28, 2011 06:47 AM
Bayonets???? What a wuss!!!!
I just lay on my back in the grass with the caller on my chest. When the coyotee sniffs the caller I spray it in the face with a shot of mist & then chokes 'em to death. It's a more manly way to hunt, don't ye know??
Gee............didn't we discuss this 'First liar doesn't stand a chance' thing already??
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csmithers
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posted March 29, 2011 07:07 PM
I'll sometimes just push an oak tree over and let it land on 'em. It takes practice, patience and brute strength.
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