Cat hunter1
Knows what it's all about
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posted January 04, 2006 02:28 PM
Dedicated to kids who know it all (or think they do)
A very self-important college freshman at a recent football game took it upon himself to explain to a senior citizen sitting next to him why it was impossible for the older generation to understand his own.
"You grew up in a different, actually almost
primitive, world," the student said loud enough for the whole crowd to hear. "We young people today grew up with television, jet planes, space travel, man walking on the moon, our spaceships have visited Mars... We even have nuclear energy, electric and hydrogen cars, computers with light-speed processing...and uh.."
Taking advantage of a pause for breath in the
student's litany, the "wizened" one said, "You're
right, Son. We didn't have those things when we
were young...so we invented them...you arrogant little shit head!! Now...what are you doing for the next generation??"
Signed,
Snake Ross
Middle Aged to Senior Citizens!!!
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"You see, my mule don't like people laughing. He gets the crazy idea you're laughin' at him. Now if you apologize-like I know you're going to-I might convince him that you really didn't mean it..."
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