Andy L
HI, I'M THE NEW MODERATOR OF THE CENTRAL MISSOURI FORUM, PULL MY FINGER!
Member # 642
|
posted March 29, 2007 04:16 PM
"I MISS BILL CLINTON"
It doesn't matter what party you belong to - this is hilarious. From a show
on Canadian TV. there was a black comedian who said he misses Bill Clinton.
"Yep, that's right - I miss Bill Clinton! He was the closest thing we ever
got to having a black man as President. Number 1 - He played the sax.
Number 2 - He smoked weed. Number 3 - He had his way with ugly white women.
Even now? Look at him... his wife works, and he don't! And, he gets a
check from the government every month.
Manufacturers announced today that they will be stocking America's shelves
this week with "Clinton Soup," in honor of one of the nations' most
distinguished men. It consists primarily of a weenie in hot water.
Chrysler Corporation is adding a new car to its line to honor Bill
Clinton. The Dodge Drafter will be built in Canada.
When asked what he thought about foreign affairs, Clinton replied, "I
don't know, I never had one."
The Clinton revised judicial oath: "I solemnly swear to tell the truth as I
know it, the whole truth as I believe it to be, and nothing but what I
think you need to know"
Clinton will be recorded in history as the only President to do Hanky Panky
between Bushes."
--------------------
Andy
Posts: 2645 | From: Central Missouri | Registered: Apr 2005
| IP: Logged
|
UBBFriend: Email this page to someone!
Printer-friendly view of this topic
