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Leonard
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posted May 21, 2010 09:04 AM
Being weird, I thought I would deflect some of the outragious bullshit from Tim and the other Minneesota raver that insist on telling the world about all those seventeen caliber kills at 500 yards and over yonder.
So, with that inspiration I created the Close Encounters Forum and then made it restricted to Administrators. (real administraters) That would be me, and no one else. I got a few inquiries, and as usual, blamed a glitch in the program. (total lie)
Well, there was this one dipshit that insisted that I let him into the Forum and he has various names like Cranky Farmer and others that I can't keep track of. But ever since, he is the only one allowed to read and post which if you want to know the truth, simply cracks me up even more than a Forum that nobody has access to. A Forum where he's the only authorized participant and doesn't even know it.
Well, it's a private joke, but now that I have assigned Tom64 to "Moderate" the forum, I imagine there will be the occasional lurker that attempts to click on it and then gets perturbed because they are denied access.
I suppose nobody else gets it, but I crack myself up.
Good hunting. LB [ May 21, 2010, 09:05 AM: Message edited by: Leonard ]
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Leonard
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posted May 21, 2010 09:18 AM
So, just thinking. Since confession is good for the soul and I want to make a clean breast of it, maybe what I can do is take away Cranky's permissions, and assign Tom 64 access, but don't tell him that nobody else can get in? How long would it take before he caught on, and quite? LB
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tlbradford
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posted May 21, 2010 11:08 AM
I just want to know if there have been multiple posts in the forum. I get a laugh out of just seeing it there. I don't know why anyone would get pissed they can't get access to it. Tom64 is probably smart enough to figure it all out. Is that giving an Okie too much credit since they can't tell what a double and triple are?
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Leonard
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posted May 21, 2010 11:24 AM
quote: I just want to know if there have been multiple posts in the forum. I get a laugh out of just seeing it there. I don't know why anyone would get pissed they can't get access to it. Tom64 is probably smart enough to figure it all out. Is that giving an Okie too much credit since they can't tell what a double and triple are?
No, good, me too, doublful?, you said it, not me!
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4949shooter
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posted May 21, 2010 01:18 PM
I would like to file a complaint with the moderator of the Close Encounters forum.
I don't have access to the forum and its really pissin me off.
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posted May 21, 2010 01:39 PM
Now that's funny Leonard!!!!
I do believe Tom64 will figure it out if he hasn't already. He's fairly bright just a little hard headed and opinionated like the rest of us Okies!
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Leonard
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posted May 21, 2010 05:03 PM
He ain't so far? I can track where he visits on the Board. He still keeps clicking and hoping. Maybe I should give him access? He hasn't told me so, but I know he is quiet thrilled with his new status; hot shit, ya know?
Gives me a warm fuzzy feeling.
Good hunting. LB
edit: will be interesting to see how he handles his old buddy 49's complaint.
edit: a LITTLE hard headed? did you say? [ May 21, 2010, 05:05 PM: Message edited by: Leonard ]
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TOM64
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posted May 21, 2010 07:27 PM
Hey I thought I won a place in yer heart ElBee, Now I see it's all just a game. I'm so disappointed.
Hard headed? Opinionated? I don't know if I will ever get over this...
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Leonard
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posted May 21, 2010 08:22 PM
Oh boy! Another sensitive type. Okay, didn't mean it, I was joking. I am so sorry. You are my favorite, you know? Really.
Good hunting. LB
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TOM64
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posted May 21, 2010 09:30 PM
I'll get over it eventually.
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Andy L
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posted May 22, 2010 09:08 AM
I thought I was a super secret member or moderator. Now my access has been cut off. Why uncle Elbee, why? Here I thought I was your favorite.
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Andy L
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posted May 22, 2010 09:10 AM
Just think, Tom and I moderating each other! What could be better! You would have lots of hits on that one!
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TOM64
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posted May 22, 2010 09:25 AM
There's a new favorite in town now Andy, you went a little too far but what did you expect, siding with Okies?
Somewhere down the line ElBee is hiding an okie connection we've yet to uncover. Maybe one of em stole his girlfriend or something.
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Leonard
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posted May 22, 2010 09:39 AM
They're cute when they are little.
edit: and Tim bitched, so I had to cut you out. He's my real project, you know? This ain't easy, moderating you girls!
Good hunting. LB [ May 22, 2010, 09:41 AM: Message edited by: Leonard ]
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Andy L
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posted May 22, 2010 11:35 AM
You choose Tim over me? Wow, Ive got a complex.
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Leonard
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posted May 22, 2010 12:09 PM
Tim is like the last of the Mohicans, ya know?
Andy, you're special. A protected species, like 49 and Tom64. and TA. Like Krusty used to be, 'member? And, all the Okies, goes without saying. Man! What a collection of charactors!
Good hunting. LB
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Andy L
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posted May 22, 2010 12:34 PM
I think I have called and killed a lot more coyotes than Krusty. If you are just keeping me around for those reasons, I dont know if I want to be here. I thought I was contributing some and keeping it light. Just having fun.
That was an insult.
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Leonard
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posted May 22, 2010 12:48 PM
Ah fuck! Knock off the bullshit, Andy. I'm not insulting ya. At least I didn't think so?
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Andy L
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posted May 22, 2010 01:06 PM
I think the world of you. I think you got the best board on the net. Tom and 49, I can handle.
Thow me in the same boat with Tim and Krusty, yeah, thats an insult. Tim is the biggest idiot that ever drew a breath. Krusty is a self proclaimed Socialist. I have no use for either. If it was an attept at humour, it was a weak one.
Maybe it the pain talkin. Im having a hell of a day today after that damn procedure Wednesday. You know what I mean. Maybe I should take a break. I damn sure would hate to loos this place. Gootd bunch of folks. And your the tops in my book. Whether you cut me out or not, I would never change that feeling. I got lots of respect for you. For now, Im taking time out. But I did take it as an insult that you put me in the same catagory as those two.
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Leonard
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posted May 22, 2010 01:18 PM
Quit trying to pick a fight. I retract whatever offended you. No, you are not the same as Krusty. Nor the same as 49 or Tom64 or TA. I just meant a diverse collection of personalities, but each different. So far as I know, you are not a socialist, I'm not sure if Krusty is, or not? Quit arguing with Tim and I won't lump you in any catagories of simularity other than the states you reside in both start with an M. And you're both sort of ugly.
I'm your friggin' friend, quit poking at me! AMIGO
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4949shooter
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posted May 22, 2010 02:22 PM
Andy, I didn't think Leonard meant it the way you took it.
And Leonard also lumped you in with Tom, and (gasp!) me.
Take it easy my friend and good luck with your surgery.
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TOM64
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posted May 22, 2010 02:26 PM
Hey Andy, I can read sarcasim and I know you're still ElBees favorite, don't take any time outs now it's just gettin fun.
Dang, are you sure they ain't got you on estrogen or something?
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Andy L
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posted May 22, 2010 03:26 PM
Dont worry, I wont be away long.
LB, nuff said. ![[Cool]](cool.gif)
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Kokopelli
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posted May 22, 2010 03:27 PM
You guys need to pace yourselves; the off season is a marathon, not a sprint. Don't get winded too soon!!!!
And besides........El Bee REALLY likes ME the best. ![[Big Grin]](biggrin.gif)
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Kelly Jackson
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posted May 22, 2010 03:42 PM
if you would send me the card out of your camera, I could fix that KOKO.
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