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22-250
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Icon 1 posted September 15, 2006 06:44 AM      Profile for 22-250           Edit/Delete Post 
Someone has a birthday today?

Hints:

1. Last time he was hunting with me, I shoot six coyotes (all that were called up).

2. However, he is very good at finding pigs.

[ September 15, 2006, 06:45 AM: Message edited by: 22-250 ]

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The coyote is a living, breathing allegory of Want. He is always hungry. He is always poor, out of luck and friendless. The meanest creatures despise him and even the flea would desert him for a velocipede.

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Tim Behle
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Icon 1 posted September 15, 2006 09:49 AM      Profile for Tim Behle   Author's Homepage   Email Tim Behle         Edit/Delete Post 
Could it be the Great Lenbo?

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Personally, I carry a gun because I'm too young to die and too old to take
an ass kickin'.

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Leonard
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Icon 1 posted September 15, 2006 10:29 AM      Profile for Leonard   Author's Homepage   Email Leonard         Edit/Delete Post 
Yeah, you want Tom as your wingman. Apparently they (coyotes) are all attracted to his "scent"? I could have stayed in the truck, for all the action I had on my side.

Yes, my birthday has rolled around, as predicted? I was hoping to get some relief; but........noooo! Sixty-four sounds old, even to me.

Good hunting. LB

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EL BEE Knows It All and Done It All.
Don't piss me off!

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NASA
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Icon 1 posted September 15, 2006 10:58 AM      Profile for NASA           Edit/Delete Post 
LB, you're not old yet. I've got a baby sister older than you. [Wink] Go out and have some fun! Happy BD.

p.s.- I was born the same day Gen. Hideki Tojo was appointed Minister of War.

[ September 15, 2006, 11:17 AM: Message edited by: NASA ]

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Rich Higgins
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Icon 1 posted September 15, 2006 11:45 AM            Edit/Delete Post 
Happy BDay Leonard.

PS
quote:
p.s.- I was born the same day Gen. Hideki Tojo was appointed Minister of War.
Not a big deal. I was born the same day as Jane Fonda.
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NASA
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Icon 1 posted September 15, 2006 11:55 AM      Profile for NASA           Edit/Delete Post 
Yeah, about the same political significance, I guess. [Roll Eyes]
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Andy L
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Icon 6 posted September 15, 2006 01:14 PM      Profile for Andy L           Edit/Delete Post 
Well hell, I KNEW I had to have someone famous with the same birthday. Happy Birthday Leonard.

Its mine too.... 39 and holding. [Big Grin]

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Andy

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Kokopelli
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Icon 1 posted September 15, 2006 01:48 PM      Profile for Kokopelli   Author's Homepage           Edit/Delete Post 
Happy Birthday Leonard.

Was that a fire that closed I-5 or your birthday cake candles???

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Jay Nistetter
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Happy Birthday Leonard.

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Understanding the coyote is not as important as knowing where they are.
I usually let the fur prime up before I leave 'em lay.

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Rich
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Icon 1 posted September 15, 2006 03:21 PM      Profile for Rich   Author's Homepage   Email Rich         Edit/Delete Post 
Scientific studies have proven that birthdays are good for your health. The more birthdays you have, the longer you live. Happy Birthday Leonard. [Smile]

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If you call the coyotes in close, you won't NEED a high dollar range finder.

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UTcaller
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Icon 1 posted September 15, 2006 03:35 PM      Profile for UTcaller   Email UTcaller         Edit/Delete Post 
Happy Birthday Leonard [Smile] Chad
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canine
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Icon 1 posted September 15, 2006 04:28 PM      Profile for canine   Email canine         Edit/Delete Post 
Happy B-Day leonard..& Andy..

Higgins..what year was Jane Fonda born?

JD

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Rich Higgins
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Icon 1 posted September 15, 2006 04:35 PM            Edit/Delete Post 
Happy birthday to you too, Andy.
JD, mind your own business. [Smile]

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Icon 1 posted September 15, 2006 04:36 PM      Profile for canine   Email canine         Edit/Delete Post 
LMAO... [Razz]

JD

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22-250
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Icon 1 posted September 15, 2006 04:41 PM      Profile for 22-250           Edit/Delete Post 
Leonard,

For such an old guy, you sure got that scent thing right!!

I just wondering, since I have never been drinking with you; if we ever go bar-hopping should I have any concerns about stampedes of big hogs???

I just a short guy, so I would not want to crushed by these animals on the prowl.

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The coyote is a living, breathing allegory of Want. He is always hungry. He is always poor, out of luck and friendless. The meanest creatures despise him and even the flea would desert him for a velocipede.

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Leonard
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Icon 1 posted September 15, 2006 04:57 PM      Profile for Leonard   Author's Homepage   Email Leonard         Edit/Delete Post 
Happy Birthday, Andy. You picked a good one.

Tom, I never have had the ability to keep up with Navel drinking and carousing. (pun intended) I'm totally out of practice, have not cleared out a bar since my youth. No desire, either.

Good hunting. LB

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EL BEE Knows It All and Done It All.
Don't piss me off!

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22-250
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Icon 1 posted September 15, 2006 05:06 PM      Profile for 22-250           Edit/Delete Post 
Leonard,

I was wondering about your scent bring in all the local hogs and running me over to get to you.

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The coyote is a living, breathing allegory of Want. He is always hungry. He is always poor, out of luck and friendless. The meanest creatures despise him and even the flea would desert him for a velocipede.

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Andy L
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Icon 1 posted September 15, 2006 06:53 PM      Profile for Andy L           Edit/Delete Post 
Thanks fellers....

LB, hope you had a good one. [Wink]

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Icon 1 posted September 15, 2006 07:17 PM      Profile for Pilgrim on Earth   Author's Homepage           Edit/Delete Post 
Happy birthday Leonard and Andy.
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keekee
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Happy B-dAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Brent

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stevecriner
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Happy Birthday, Leonard

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"I love coyotes and put up with dogs....My neighbor has a slew of them."

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22-250
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Icon 1 posted September 15, 2006 08:23 PM      Profile for 22-250           Edit/Delete Post 
Leonard,

Sometimes my sense is humor is very good. Happy bithday! And 64 is not that old, in fact it seems young.

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The coyote is a living, breathing allegory of Want. He is always hungry. He is always poor, out of luck and friendless. The meanest creatures despise him and even the flea would desert him for a velocipede.

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UTcaller
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Sorry I didn't see that earlier Andy. Happy Birthday to you too. [Smile] Chad
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Andy L
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Icon 1 posted September 15, 2006 08:45 PM      Profile for Andy L           Edit/Delete Post 
Thanks Pilgrim.

Thanks Chad. Now, for a good present, maybe the GOP can retain control of the house!! [Cool]

Vast Right Wing Conspiracy Forever.... [Big Grin]
Huh Chad?

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UTcaller
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You got that right Andy. [Smile]
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