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Topic: which guy wins POLL
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Leonard
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posted July 11, 2007 12:15 AM
Two families move from Pakistan to America. When they arrive the two fathers make a bet to see -- in a year's time -- which family has become more Americanized.
A year later they meet again.
The first man says, "My son is playing baseball. I had breakfast at
McDonalds, and I'm on my way to pick up a case of Bud. How about you?"
The second man replies, "F*** you, towelhead.
[ July 11, 2007, 09:01 AM: Message edited by: Leonard ]
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This poll contains 1 question(s). 27 user(s) have voted.
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EL BEE Knows It All and Done It All.
Don't piss me off!
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JD
HONORARY OKIE .... and Tim's at fault!
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posted July 11, 2007 08:06 AM
Leonard, you need a remedial course on the proper way to list answers for a poll. ![[Smile]](smile.gif)
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Jason
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What do Obama & TA17Rem have in common........both are clueless asshats!!!
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Leonard
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posted July 11, 2007 08:28 AM
I received a little guidance from a A.C.L.U. website. What did I do wrong?
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EL BEE Knows It All and Done It All.
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NASA
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posted July 11, 2007 01:57 PM
It surprises me that choice #1 has gotten as many votes as it has. Still some cool-aid drinkers in the audience, I guess. ![[Confused]](confused.gif)
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Leonard
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posted July 11, 2007 02:01 PM
Tom, I'm typing slowly. There is no actual choice between the two. You can only select #1, who is called a towelhead, by suspect #2.
It's a scream, huh? I crack myself up.
Good hunting. LB
edit: see, I take my guidance from all the professional polsters, who scientifically design their polls so that they get the response they want to get. It is not a real opinion poll. Get it?
[ July 11, 2007, 02:03 PM: Message edited by: Leonard ]
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EL BEE Knows It All and Done It All.
Don't piss me off!
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Kokopelli
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posted July 11, 2007 02:25 PM
Gawd, I love this place!!!!!
That made my day. Thanx!!!!
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And lo, the Light of the Trump shown upon the Darkness and the Darkness could not comprehend it.
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canine
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posted July 11, 2007 03:57 PM
Leonard, I "towel headed" up and clicked the wrong one
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Hunting The East "back to Basic's" Part 1
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NASA
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posted July 11, 2007 04:21 PM
LB, thanks for that. It escaped me that your poll was an experiment and not just a joke. I'm still trying to get a handle on your sense of humor. ![[Wink]](wink.gif) I know you have one, it's just really unconventional.
[ July 11, 2007, 04:23 PM: Message edited by: NASA ]
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Leonard
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posted July 11, 2007 04:29 PM
Tom, I'm this close to having a net thrown over me. And, I run with sissors.
Good hunting. LB
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EL BEE Knows It All and Done It All.
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NASA
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posted July 11, 2007 04:35 PM
Maybe you just need a hobby? Have you thought about call making? ![[Big Grin]](biggrin.gif)
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Rich Higgins
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posted July 11, 2007 05:50 PM
He needs a girlfriend. One that DOESN"T run with scissors.
edit: but what do I know? I didn't vote in the poll because the decision was too hard.
[ July 11, 2007, 05:51 PM: Message edited by: Rich Higgins ]
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Leonard
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posted July 11, 2007 05:55 PM
Sorry, I meant sisters. I run with sisters.
edit: boy Higgins, a lot of good it did for me to 'splain it. You twits that are afraid to vote, I just don't know?
[ July 11, 2007, 05:57 PM: Message edited by: Leonard ]
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EL BEE Knows It All and Done It All.
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csmithers
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posted July 11, 2007 07:27 PM
I couldn't figure out how to punch in my choice correctly or pull the lever so I just left the booth.
The poll workers here are real asses and wouldn't walk me through the process. Democratic Republic my ass!
You three, whoever you are! Thanks for voting Green Party.
[ July 11, 2007, 07:29 PM: Message edited by: smithers ]
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JD
HONORARY OKIE .... and Tim's at fault!
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posted July 12, 2007 09:45 PM
Wait a minute, maybe this goes deeper than I thought, are you saying that all immigrants are towelheads or that McDonalds supports terrorist activity through their cheeseburgers for oil program.
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Jason
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What do Obama & TA17Rem have in common........both are clueless asshats!!!
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