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Posted by Rich Higgins (Member # 3) on April 15, 2004, 07:13 AM:

Posted by varmit hunter (Member # 37) on April 15, 2004, 07:44 AM:

That's one of my local Coyotes. That has herd me call before.

Posted by Crow Woman (Member # 157) on April 15, 2004, 08:42 AM:

ok Rich... What's up?

Posted by Rich Higgins (Member # 3) on April 15, 2004, 08:50 AM:

Jay developed a new technique. He places an extemely foul liquid in a hole. Coyotes cannot resist investigating. When they poke their head in they immediately succumb to the toxic fumes.

Posted by Crow Woman (Member # 157) on April 15, 2004, 08:53 AM:

[Confused]

What kind of liquid would that be?

Posted by Rich Higgins (Member # 3) on April 15, 2004, 09:13 AM:

Posted by Crow Woman (Member # 157) on April 15, 2004, 09:21 AM:

[Eek!]

oh my... hmmm... interesting

bwahahahaha [Big Grin]

ROFLMBO

Posted by varmit hunter (Member # 37) on April 15, 2004, 09:48 AM:

The machete goes on the side. Not in the front.

Posted by Leonard (Member # 2) on April 15, 2004, 11:03 AM:

Can't say I recognize who it is, but he does have a cigarette in his mouth, so it probably is Jay? Also, if that is one of his long range calls, sticking out, in front; he needs to shorten the lanyard a mite....or it might get wet. (smack, smack) (ugh)

Good hunting. LB

Posted by Leonard (Member # 2) on April 15, 2004, 08:38 PM:

My guess is, that the end of his belt isn't secure and is flapping in the wind. What is your guess Debbie?

Mrs. LB

Posted by Rich Higgins (Member # 3) on April 15, 2004, 09:23 PM:

Nancy,

That's definately belt, the camera doesn't have that much magnification.
Debbie

Jay,
If I'm wrong, what are you doing Saturday night.
[Big Grin]

[ April 15, 2004, 09:25 PM: Message edited by: Rich Higgins ]

Posted by Crow Woman (Member # 157) on April 16, 2004, 05:30 AM:

Nancy and Debbie... I was going to fight you over this one, but I just heard it through the sage brush that Bomba was more... uhmm... errr... shall we say... Blessed, so I've set my sights on him. However, seeing how this is the land of opportunity... I will be more than happy if you could provide us with the scientific data or proof saturday evening with pictures and I will gladly pay [Wink]

Just consider me with top bid no matter what the bidded price happens to end up as.

[Big Grin]

[ April 16, 2004, 06:43 AM: Message edited by: Crow Woman ]

Posted by Jay Nistetter (Member # 140) on April 16, 2004, 06:38 AM:

Is it me? Or does anyone else notice what it takes to get the gals to participate in a discussion?

BTW Rich. The Folk Dancing turned out quite entertaining.

Posted by Rich Higgins (Member # 3) on April 16, 2004, 09:52 AM:

Naked Clogging, sounds entertaining. Jay where do you find these people? [Smile]

Posted by varmit hunter (Member # 37) on April 16, 2004, 09:57 AM:

I am standing behind 550 lbs of PORK, And hardly any response.

Jay is standing behind a few ounces, And the place goes wild. Guess there is a lot to be said for subject matter.

Ronnie

Posted by Cdog911 (Member # 7) on April 16, 2004, 10:50 AM:

So Ronnie, what is the name of that new med they have you on?

Posted by WolverineAtWork (Member # 23) on April 16, 2004, 12:30 PM:

That's a nifty coyote trap you've got there Rich. But did I show you my new cat trap?

Cat Trap

Posted by Crow Woman (Member # 157) on April 16, 2004, 02:05 PM:

I'll say this before Rich does this time...

Lance, Lance Lance

[Big Grin]

Posted by Crow Woman (Member # 157) on April 16, 2004, 03:51 PM:

WOW Ronnie... I guess everything really "IS" bigger in Texas [Wink]

Posted by Cdog911 (Member # 7) on April 16, 2004, 04:19 PM:

I'm just hopin' Ronnie's dealer can fix me up with something that will get this image out of my head. You gals are nasty.:0

Posted by Leonard (Member # 2) on April 16, 2004, 04:33 PM:

Well, Duh!

That's not a belt, it's flesh colored.

As Joseph Wambah might say: "it's not a helmet, it's an anteater!"

And, please note; he is wearing....."the coat"!

But, hey! That's some nice looking country, eh?

Good hunting. LB

[ April 16, 2004, 04:34 PM: Message edited by: Leonard ]

Posted by varmit hunter (Member # 37) on April 16, 2004, 05:19 PM:

God, I hope someone kills a 238 pound, Six legged Coyote this weekend.

Ronnie

Posted by Leonard (Member # 2) on April 16, 2004, 06:05 PM:

Debbie how do you keep Rich and Jay apart. They look like twins, well almost. [Wink]

You may not know who your date is Saturday night.

Mrs. LB

Posted by Cal Taylor (Member # 199) on April 16, 2004, 07:31 PM:

Varmint Hunter................

I'm with you.

Posted by Leonard (Member # 2) on April 16, 2004, 09:30 PM:

Cal, (& Ronnie) it's just chit chat, seasons over, and it's not allowed, over on the dark side. Time to goof off.

Good hunting. LB

[ April 16, 2004, 09:33 PM: Message edited by: Leonard ]

Posted by Locohead (Member # 15) on April 16, 2004, 09:43 PM:

EEEE homie, it eez a leeetle of chatting goings on heeere and a whole bunches of chit!!! [Wink]

Posted by Crow Woman (Member # 157) on April 17, 2004, 06:13 AM:

It was a beautiful morning as I awoke and decided to go hunting. The sun was just starting to rise above the eastern mountain range. My crows started to fly towards me singing, “Oh what a beautiful morning, Oh what a beautiful day!” As I approached my cabin doors I could hear the mating call of beating drums. For a moment I thought it might be a grouse and then, in one magical moment, I realized it to be, Bomba just over the stone wall in the scrubs. I wanted to run to him but decided to hunt instead.

All at once I saw a shape flying out of the deep fog over the swamp and landing in the field below me. It was chewing on a few ounces of something and singing, “I can’t get no, satisfaction.” He immediately dropped it when he saw just ahead of him 550 lbs of pork laying there.

For many years I have heard the old timers telling of this enormous creature that lived here. They swore it was no myth but could never get any proof. So the story continued as the old men sang, “It’s a 6 legged, 238lb, flying lil sheep eater, 6 legged, 238lb, flying lil sheep eater.”

This was finally my chance to claim victory and once and for all, give validation to the old timers as I watched this strange coyote eating on the 550lbs of pork. I slowly placed my cross hairs just behind the front shoulder and squeezed off the trigger. He was down, He was mine as I sang out, “R-E-S-P-E-C-T, that is what this means to me!”

I rushed down to retrieve my trophy and take a picture to hopefully later present it to the old timers. As I stood there, the drums were even louder than before. Bomba was calling and I couldn’t resist his drumming anymore. I layed my camera beside the coyote and ran and jumped into the scrubs with Bomba.

Unbeknown to me, there was this huge hog watching the entire scenario from just inside the tree line. He was truly of mythical size but very real. He came over to the coyote while Bomba and I were in the bushes, he let out a snort of laughter looking at the strange coyote. He then looked at the few ounces of something that was dropped and snorted laughter even harder. Then he looked at the 550lbs of pork laying there and sang, “Ha… I got 16 tons, what do I get, another day older and deeper in debt.” As he stormed off with laughter back into hiding he stepped on my camera and crushed it to pieces.

So, after taking care of Bomba, here I set and type to you this very true story but can not get any pictures of it because my camera was broken. I really did get a 6 legged 238lb coyote this morning. So without proof, I am forced to say…

Carry on Ladies!

[Big Grin]

Posted by Leonard (Member # 2) on April 17, 2004, 09:34 AM:

peyote, right?

(wish I could find some) but, only to sell.

Posted by Crow Woman (Member # 157) on April 17, 2004, 10:41 AM:

hehehe [Big Grin]

and just trying to break away from this stress filled, deadline committed, obligations and headache, one helluva month kinda week. It sure was a good trip! [Wink]

Posted by Locohead (Member # 15) on April 17, 2004, 02:16 PM:

Very, very creative!!! [Smile]

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