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Posted by Gerald Stewart (Member # 162) on December 20, 2005, 05:57 AM:

Hardy hardy hardy haw haw. No it's not me guys. You can tell from the placement from the Elevated stands that it is from somewhere up north or in the east. That clip is from an area of the country where the poor luckless souls have to hunt on their 25 acres in the middle of everyone elses 25 acres. They have to walk by 15 other stands to get to theirs.

Guys from that country do not get to see a spread like that in a life time and he obviuosly was shaking like a leaf.

I may be a bad shot at a smaller target like a coyote running at break neck speed but I have not missed a deer I have aimed at in 40 years.....now go pick on someone else. [Roll Eyes]

Posted by Jay Nistetter (Member # 140) on December 20, 2005, 07:20 AM:

[Razz]

Posted by Kokopelli (Member # 633) on December 20, 2005, 08:18 AM:

What am I missing here?? Must of been good!!!!

Posted by scruffy (Member # 725) on December 20, 2005, 08:19 AM:

[Confused]

Posted by Jrbhunter (Member # 459) on December 20, 2005, 08:43 AM:

Seems to be a pattern here... Gerald starts a thread then waits on someone to ask him what the hell he is talking about. Ain't my first rodeo.

Posted by Leonard (Member # 2) on December 20, 2005, 08:52 AM:

I dunno, Gerald? When this video was first passed around, the title asked "who is this?" And, of course; your name kept popping up, due to the tight group.

One story I have heard is that you (supposedly) left the evidence in your camera when you got home from a hunt, and one of your kids found it and sold it to Bill Martz for twenty bucks.

Paris Hilton and Pam Anderson come to mind as a couple people that were betrayed by someone close to them. They would understand how you are feeling, right now. The first stage is always denial? Then; "someone stole it from my safe!"

And hey. If it's any comfort, I WANT to believe you.

Good hunting. LB

Posted by Byron South (Member # 213) on December 20, 2005, 09:02 AM:

Dang Gerald, that sure was a nice buck. I bet that still haunts you. [Razz]

[ December 20, 2005, 09:48 AM: Message edited by: Byron South ]

Posted by Leonard (Member # 2) on December 20, 2005, 10:03 AM:

I wonder which would command a higher blackmail?

1) (night vision) Gerald and Paris, sitting in a tree;

2) supressing that surveillance film of him climbing down from that deer stand, on video?

Posted by Sue and Mark Nami (Member # 685) on December 20, 2005, 10:34 AM:

All I can say is WOW!

Maybe Gerald just sent him back in the trees to get his bigger cousin.

Posted by Gerald Stewart (Member # 162) on December 20, 2005, 01:26 PM:

Somebody needs to send those three guys the clip. Maybe it came from their neck of the woods.

That post was for the hords of people who sent me a clip of a Muy Grande being missed three times. Most were insinuating that maybe it was from me.

And I thought Jr High was over years ago...... [Razz]

Posted by Jay Nistetter (Member # 140) on December 20, 2005, 01:34 PM:

Jr. High?
Are you forgetting who brought a home made turd the size of Texas to share with fellow campers?

This is just cracking me up bigtime. Thanks Gerald. It is greatly appreciated.

Posted by Gerald Stewart (Member # 162) on December 20, 2005, 02:12 PM:

Actually the Health Class session we had on the campout was because of my genuine concern for your knowledge of certain health issues.

I am floored that you would consider that on a level with the current issue at hand. [Razz]

Posted by InjunJoe (Member # 658) on December 20, 2005, 02:44 PM:

What's the issue?
I got lost.

Posted by Gerald Stewart (Member # 162) on December 20, 2005, 05:54 PM:

The issue InjunJoe is that the actions of some are viewed as Juvenile in their attempt to rib me about my shooting skills. Talking about fiber, floaters and s curves is not...in my humble opinion. One is frivilous and the other is serious....or should be. [Wink]

Posted by Leonard (Member # 2) on December 20, 2005, 06:40 PM:

On the one hand, we see a cavalier attitude about marksmanship, and on the other hand, Gerald inexplicitly defends the considerable time and effort he spent to, (picture this)... glues whole kernel corn on to the surface of a model stool specimen; defends this as "educational" in some way?

Be that as it may; I hate to see Gerald besmerched like this. Especially since there is not a shred of evidence, except for his well known reputation as a poor shot. That, in itself is just not enough to convict, and you frat boys (you know who you are) should not be picking on this fine Christian man.

I also intend to notify Al Gore about this abuse of his Internet. I urge everybody that believes in fair play to do the same.

Good hunting. LB

Posted by Gerald Stewart (Member # 162) on December 20, 2005, 08:00 PM:

Corn plays and important role in good colon health. [Smile]

Posted by Jay Nistetter (Member # 140) on December 20, 2005, 08:37 PM:

Geeze Leonard!
First you sucker-punch poor Gerald then you defend him.
Somebody please hijack this thread.
Where's Q?

Posted by Leonard (Member # 2) on December 20, 2005, 08:44 PM:

Sucker punched? Look who's talking! I mean, oops. Whoever started this frat boy heckling, I'm no snitch.

Good hunting. LB

Where's that link, Bucko?

Posted by Leonard (Member # 2) on December 20, 2005, 11:53 PM:

Gerald might be a good sport, and all, but maybe we should give him the benefit of the doubt, before he gets grumpy? He says he didn't do it, and that's good enough for me. [Smile]

Good hunting. LB

Posted by Tim Behle (Member # 209) on December 26, 2005, 04:00 AM:

Did everyone get to see the Video?Click here to watch Gerald's Buck

[ December 26, 2005, 04:02 AM: Message edited by: Tim Behle ]

Posted by NASA (Member # 177) on December 26, 2005, 09:33 AM:

OMG! If I shot like that I'd sell my guns and take up golf!! [Eek!]

Posted by Cdog911 (Member # 7) on December 26, 2005, 10:18 AM:

Geez, Gerald,

With your name recognition, I expected much better than that. I just hate it when the bling is off the idol. Better luck next time.

Posted by Norm (Member # 240) on December 26, 2005, 10:43 AM:

That territory looks more like Byron's part of the country...

I'm thinking y'all are harrassing the wrong movie star.

Posted by Leonard (Member # 2) on December 26, 2005, 12:04 PM:

Could be right, Norm?

He uses a black machine gun. As he explained it at the campout, "I need more firepower". [Smile]

Movie star, you say?

Good hunting. LB

Posted by Byron South (Member # 213) on December 26, 2005, 01:02 PM:

Norm,

Your correct. It does look a lot like my country, but it ain't me either.

Here is a picture of the buck I took this year.

Yep Leonard is right. I did shoot him with my "machine gun".

Byron [Big Grin]

Posted by Tim Behle (Member # 209) on December 26, 2005, 02:29 PM:

NASA,

You just tell me where I can go calling, and have some Young Hot bodied Girl, drive up every 2-3 stands and bring me a cold beer, and I might just give up golf!

I started to make the comment that it looks more like PA than TX, but I wanted to stay out of the fight. ( Not that I'd need to worry, no better than those Eastern boys can shoot )

Posted by Leonard (Member # 2) on December 26, 2005, 03:15 PM:

Hey, no kidding. But, wherever most of the poor shooters come from, it would have to be someplace where they favor 30/30 lever action Model 94 Winchesters. Whoever is in that stand, he is using an auto, (like Byron uses) not a lever action.

I mean, seriously. Have you ever watched a man with a 30/30 sight in at the range? I don't know if it's pathetic or hillarious?

What do you think, Gerald? Penn or TX? Sure looks like TX, to me?

Good hunting. LB

Posted by Krustyklimber (Member # 72) on December 26, 2005, 03:34 PM:

Leonard,

We have a 30/30 lever action rifle, that is a gem.

It's called "the cowboy gun that shoots the X".

I doubt it's ever been sighted in, in the traditional sense, just verified that the iron sights are still perfect.

Red's boy is a lefty, so the ambidextrious actions are even more valuable now.

Hopefully he'll be able to shoot like the rest of the family, and it will continue to be a one shot one kill rifle. [Wink]

Krusty

Posted by Gerald Stewart (Member # 162) on December 26, 2005, 04:03 PM:

Gee..Thanks Byron for posting that URL. I thought this had just about died down. It does kind of look like Pa or Big Sandy though. [Razz]

Posted by Leonard (Member # 2) on December 26, 2005, 06:25 PM:

Poor Byron! Always being picked on.

Gerald, he didn't put up that link, it was Tim. And, we thank him for his trouble, otherwise, it may have died down, and nobody's admitted anything, so far?

It's not Gerald, so why is he so worried? Is Byron the only one with a machine gun. [Smile]

Good hunting. LB

Posted by Byron South (Member # 213) on December 26, 2005, 07:51 PM:

In the video I saw you could easily here him reload. It sounds like a bolt gun to me.

Posted by Leonard (Member # 2) on December 26, 2005, 08:11 PM:

That's funny, Byron. At least some Texans have a sense of humor.

Good hunting. LB

Posted by Norm (Member # 240) on December 26, 2005, 08:48 PM:

I remember that buck. Wasn't it taken in OK??

Well, guess it weren't Byron;

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