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Author Topic: Camel toads!?! Cdog911 "There are some ideas so absurd only an intellectual could believe them."--George Orwell. Member # 7 posted February 11, 2006 03:41 PM                       This was too funny NOT to post. Somebody should be careful what she asks about from here on out... [ February 11, 2006, 03:41 PM: Message edited by: Cdog911 ] -------------------- I am only one. But still, I am one. I cannot do everything, but still, I can do something; and, because I cannot do everything, I will not refuse to do something that I can do. Posts: 5438 | From: The gun-lovin', gun-friendly wild, wild west | Registered: Jan 2003  |  IP: Logged UTcaller NEVADA NIGHT FIGHTER Member # 8 posted February 11, 2006 04:42 PM                    That's classic Lance.LOL Posts: 1612 | From: Utah | Registered: Jan 2003  |  IP: Logged Tim Behle Administrator MacNeal Sector Member # 209 posted February 12, 2006 03:51 AM                       I've always heard that you are supposed the lick them until they let their defenses down, then impale them. I've never heard of anyone trying to smoke them. That must something that just the city boys do. -------------------- Personally, I carry a gun because I'm too young to die and too old to take an ass kickin'. Posts: 3160 | From: Five Miles East of Vic, AZ | Registered: Jun 2003  |  IP: Logged Andy L HI, I'M THE NEW MODERATOR OF THE CENTRAL MISSOURI FORUM, PULL MY FINGER! Member # 642 posted February 12, 2006 05:25 AM                   Thats funny right there, I dont care who ya are.... Lord please forgive me and feed the starvin pygmies, amen.... Tim I heard the same about the evil toads. I also heard that while licking makes them lower their defenses, if they are dead set against it, attmepted licking can lead to whelps on the skull area, busted ear drums from high pitched screeching and feeling of lonliness accompanied by a drained bank account. Mean little buggers them Camel Toads.... Andy -------------------- Andy Posts: 2645 | From: Central Missouri | Registered: Apr 2005  |  IP: Logged Doggitter Knows what it's all about Member # 489 posted February 12, 2006 09:10 AM                    That there is a real good one! You took the words right out of my mouth Tim. Posts: 273 | From: Oregon rain forest | Registered: Dec 2004  |  IP: Logged Leonard HMFIC Member # 2 posted February 12, 2006 09:37 AM                       I remember this from a couple weeks ago, sent in an email. Wife dumped it, and it took me almost ten minutes to find it on the 'net. Check out the green sneakers! Good hunting. LB -------------------- EL BEE Knows It All and Done It All. Don't piss me off! Posts: 31459 | From: Upland, CA | Registered: Jan 2003  |  IP: Logged 2dogs Knows what it's all about Member # 649 posted February 12, 2006 10:04 AM                   Hmmmm, she's definately better than what, Lance posted awhile back. I'd say this one...doesn't need any Bondo edit; Thanks! Leonard, now I'm drooling Posts: 1034 | From: central Iowa | Registered: Apr 2005  |  IP: Logged Cdog911 "There are some ideas so absurd only an intellectual could believe them."--George Orwell. Member # 7 posted February 12, 2006 10:07 AM                       Leonard, How can you tell that it's green?!? And hey, look at those funky shoes, man. -------------------- I am only one. But still, I am one. I cannot do everything, but still, I can do something; and, because I cannot do everything, I will not refuse to do something that I can do. Posts: 5438 | From: The gun-lovin', gun-friendly wild, wild west | Registered: Jan 2003  |  IP: Logged Rich Higgins unknown comic posted February 12, 2006 11:54 AM              OK now I'm confused. Those don't look like camel toes or toads. They look just like javelina hooves, honest. Lord, please feed me and forgive the starving pygmys. IP: Logged Leonard HMFIC Member # 2 posted February 12, 2006 12:00 PM                       You're always confused, unless it concerns coyotes. I just remembered, my daughter has a pair of those green sneakers. I think she was nuts to pay $150 at Nordstroms. Good hunting. LB Great photo, in my opinion. -------------------- EL BEE Knows It All and Done It All. Don't piss me off! Posts: 31459 | From: Upland, CA | Registered: Jan 2003  |  IP: Logged Rich 2,000th post PAKMAN Member # 112 posted February 12, 2006 12:50 PM                       Camel toads? Green sneakers? Reminds me of this girl I once met on the beach, who was wearing this bikini which was made entirely from sea shells. I learned that when I picked her up and held her close to my ear, I could actually hear her scream. I thought I might hear the ocean in there. Live and learn. -------------------- If you call the coyotes in close, you won't NEED a high dollar range finder. Posts: 2854 | From: Iowa | Registered: Feb 2003  |  IP: Logged Doggitter Knows what it's all about Member # 489 posted February 12, 2006 04:57 PM                    Leonard, I saw a pic dressed just about exactly like that, but there wasn't any cloth involved. All paint. Why didn't I become an artist? Posts: 273 | From: Oregon rain forest | Registered: Dec 2004  |  IP: Logged Cdog911 "There are some ideas so absurd only an intellectual could believe them."--George Orwell. Member # 7 posted February 12, 2006 05:31 PM                       Cronk, You're a naughty, naughty man. Leonard, That's your daughter? And you're showing us that picture? My, my! Higgins, We can try it, but I just don't think "javelina hooves" has quite the same ring to it. Hopw 'bout "yotee toes"? Then again, if I finally get to it and it has claws, I'm runnin'. -------------------- I am only one. But still, I am one. I cannot do everything, but still, I can do something; and, because I cannot do everything, I will not refuse to do something that I can do. Posts: 5438 | From: The gun-lovin', gun-friendly wild, wild west | Registered: Jan 2003  |  IP: Logged Leonard HMFIC Member # 2 posted February 12, 2006 06:58 PM                       I don't think so Lance. My daughter is better looking. Good hunting. LB -------------------- EL BEE Knows It All and Done It All. Don't piss me off! Posts: 31459 | From: Upland, CA | Registered: Jan 2003  |  IP: Logged

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