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Posted by Cdog911 (Member # 7) on May 27, 2006, 05:35 PM:
I had to laugh some time back when a mail customer started getting this magazine.
http://www.sheepmagazine.com/
Take it as you will, and I won't even lob the first jab. LMAO I'd pay to see Higgins get one of those bumper stickers! Pay even more to have one magically appear on the backside of the Bronco.
(And no, I do NOT get this magazine.)
[ May 27, 2006, 05:36 PM: Message edited by: Cdog911 ]
Posted by The Outdoor Tripp (Member # 619) on May 27, 2006, 05:55 PM:
Probably just subscribe to its sister magazines.
Posted by varmit hunter (Member # 37) on May 27, 2006, 07:36 PM:
If you order the T shirt get a 1 size larger. They shrink real bad.
Posted by Cdog911 (Member # 7) on May 27, 2006, 08:24 PM:
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Posted by Leonard (Member # 2) on May 27, 2006, 11:59 PM:
What's legal age on sheep, in Texas?
edit: Jay? Anybody know?
[ May 28, 2006, 12:00 AM: Message edited by: Leonard ]
Posted by Rich Higgins (Member # 3) on May 28, 2006, 08:47 AM:
Ahhhh! The "Playboy" for Kansas farm boys.
This is why your friends call you Ivy.
Now it makes sense.
(hang on to your panties Matt. we are just joking)
Posted by The Outdoor Tripp (Member # 619) on May 28, 2006, 09:08 AM:
Leonard,
In Texas sheep are legal at 452 years.
However, the sheep's maximum life span is 9.2 years.
Due to this fact, there's nothing much we can do with them but send ship off to surrounding states, such as Arizona or Kansas, where I'm told the legal age is considerably less.
Posted by Leonard (Member # 2) on May 28, 2006, 10:04 AM:
Then why do they sell those four legged negligées at the Circle K's?
Posted by Rich Higgins (Member # 3) on May 28, 2006, 10:14 AM:
BWAAAAHAAAAA!! ![[Big Grin]](biggrin.gif)
Posted by The Outdoor Tripp (Member # 619) on May 28, 2006, 11:08 AM:
Good question Leonard. No Circle K's in Texas.
Hmm. Circle K... as in Kansas.
Posted by TA17Rem (Member # 794) on May 28, 2006, 01:38 PM:
I was looking at the national agricultural statistics and they say Texas is the leading producer of sheep in the USA. I've been in the store with the wife a few times and i don't see much for mutton being sold. My question is what do you do with all those sheep in Texas. Some are killed by foxes and coyotes, what happens to the rest of them. Hmmmm use them for intertainment!
Posted by Leonard (Member # 2) on May 28, 2006, 01:46 PM:
To be honest, they generally refer to themselves as a "wool growers association" various states. Maybe they export mutton, or use it in pet food? When I was in Africa, my PH told me he prefers mutton to beef. Go figure? Internationally, Americans are well known beef eaters.
Good hunting. LB
edit: Trip, maybe I meant 7-11? In Arizona, seems like there is a Circle K on every corner?
[ May 28, 2006, 01:47 PM: Message edited by: Leonard ]
Posted by Melvin (Member # 634) on May 28, 2006, 07:37 PM:
Flockmaster? I sure wouldn't want that title.There must be a bunch of them in Texas.Reminds me of something a friend said to me one time...Lets act like a bunch of geese and get the flock out of here.
Question..Who is the flockmaster?The sheep herder or the owner of the sheep?I've never heard this term used before,on a 4 legged animal.
Posted by The Outdoor Tripp (Member # 619) on May 28, 2006, 08:47 PM:
We Texans take pride in helping our less fortunate sister states.
Do with our sheep as you will.
Posted by Melvin (Member # 634) on May 28, 2006, 10:43 PM:
Sorry,Tripp,not here.Viagra is to expensive and besides,i got a bad back.
Posted by The Outdoor Tripp (Member # 619) on May 29, 2006, 05:28 AM:
Oh to not know the pleasures of a free spirited Kansas life.
Bless you Melvin.
Posted by Cdog911 (Member # 7) on May 29, 2006, 10:07 AM:
Kansas, hell. If it weren't for 4-H'ers, we wouldn't have any of those moutain maggost around here. We're cattle people in the heartland, by Gawd. We like our "women" full figgered!!!
Posted by Leonard (Member # 2) on May 29, 2006, 02:35 PM:
Nothing like a corn fed heifer.
Posted by Melvin (Member # 634) on May 29, 2006, 03:08 PM:
LOL..Now i don't know how true this is,but a guy told me about another man that was trying to get it on with a heifer.He said there was little piles of rocks all over the field.Said everytime the man got a pile of rocks built up behind the heifer and try to lift its tail,it would move.
Posted by Cdog911 (Member # 7) on May 29, 2006, 06:52 PM:
She's gotta want it first.
Posted by The Outdoor Tripp (Member # 619) on June 04, 2006, 02:48 PM:
How on earth would you know that Lance?
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