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Leonard
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posted June 08, 2006 01:59 AM
Abu Musab al-Zarqawi Killed in U.S. Air Strike
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Andy L
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posted June 08, 2006 04:00 AM
AMEN
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Cdog911
"There are some ideas so absurd only an intellectual could believe them."--George Orwell.
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posted June 08, 2006 04:37 AM
And on the day after his birthday, to boot. Too bad, huh?
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Tim Behle
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posted June 08, 2006 04:51 AM
Best news I've heard in a long time!
I hope his 72 Virgins all look like Rosanne Barr, Rosie O’Donnell and Oprah Winfrey. And they don't stop PMSing on his ass until hell freezes over.
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Kokopelli
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posted June 08, 2006 05:15 AM
Awwww, poor little rag-head fall down & go boom or go boom & fall down?? To bad it wasn't one of those smart bombs with the video camera so that we could re-live that Kodak moment again & again.
Add to the 72 virgins list; Dr. Phil, Richard Simmons, and a subscription to Farm Porn.
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JD
HONORARY OKIE .... and Tim's at fault!
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posted June 08, 2006 11:30 AM
I dunno Tim, after running around the desert with a bunch of other smelly terrorists for a few years those gals might start looking pretty good, I gotta go with Kokopelli on the idea of 72 Richard Simmons waiting for him. ![[Big Grin]](biggrin.gif)
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What do Obama & TA17Rem have in common........both are clueless asshats!!!
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Andy L
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posted June 08, 2006 12:55 PM
I doubt Richard Simmons is a virgin though??
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Andy
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The Outdoor Tripp
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posted June 08, 2006 06:56 PM
Andy does have a point.
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Raven
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posted June 08, 2006 07:23 PM
Yee Haw! Let's go Red, White and Blue!
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Cdog911
"There are some ideas so absurd only an intellectual could believe them."--George Orwell.
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posted June 09, 2006 05:05 AM
An update this morning on Fox news by the Coalition Forces Commander is that Zaw-whatever was actually alive and conscious when U.S. forces arrived on the scene of the not-so-safe-house where this targeted bombing occurred. Iraqi police had found him in the rubble and had placed him on a stretcher. It was stated that he apparently was alert enough to be aware of the circumstances because he supposedly recognized the American forces for who they were and actually tried to roll off the cot and get away. He died shortly thereafter.
The point: That bastard went straight to hell knowing exactly who sent him there.
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Andy L
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posted June 09, 2006 05:46 AM
Shoulda cut his head off on camera and spread it all over the mid east.....
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Andy
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Rich Higgins
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posted June 09, 2006 06:44 AM
He was conscious and aware? Maybe someone should have misted him with a little pig blood before he drifted away.
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The Outdoor Tripp
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posted June 11, 2006 11:09 AM
Here's an idea:
Stuff his mouth full of bacon, tuck the bible under his arm, stuff him in a gutted pig carcass and give him six naked blonde women as pall bearers.
Once in the ground, pay 100 infidel passers-by a nickel to piss on him before shoveling on the dirt.
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Locohead
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posted June 11, 2006 11:12 PM
"six naked blonde women"
whoakay...so blonde chicks might not figure out how to carry a casket? I don't get it? naked? you lost me ![[Confused]](confused.gif)
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Melvin
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posted June 12, 2006 01:19 PM
Tripp,you are probobably giving the man everything he would have wanted,excepting maybe the baptisim in urine.
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Tim Behle
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posted June 12, 2006 01:52 PM
Danny,
Muslims believe that it is a sin for a woman to not cover her head. If you can tell she's blonde, she is obviously an infidel!
They also believe it is immoral for a woman to be seen naked. For a woman to show skin above her ankle or wrist, is a crime punishable by death in some mid-Eastern countries.
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Leonard
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posted June 12, 2006 02:32 PM
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give him six naked blonde (menstruating)women as pall bearers.
I heard that's the big complaint in Gitmo. They have female interrogators whom the detainees imagine to be "unclean" during that time of the month, and the staff plays along with the little joke. Like, it has all the shock effect of the pigs with total deniability; "hey, we didn't know?"
I sort of like Ann Coulter's solution: "Invade their countries, kill their leaders and convert them to Christianity." (something like that?)
I'm confused. First these scum slaughter thousands of innocents, behead hundreds, and now they vow retribution for the killing their leader? I'm sure the "Libs" will understand their outrage, but I don't? The Media wants(demands) to know: Did the U.S. Military render First Aid for a dying man?
Good hunting. LB
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Andy L
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posted June 12, 2006 02:58 PM
I would actually feel better if he died with a Marines foot on his throat or the butt of a rifle smashing his skull. Only if he was aware of it, of course. ![[Wink]](wink.gif)
I have delivered the end to many coyotes with a 22 pistol with my foot on their throat and I care MUCH more about them than this ass hole.
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22-250
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posted June 13, 2006 03:16 PM
The Russians really know how to treat their muslins terrorist brothers. They either wrap their bodies in pig skins or feed the bodies to the pigs. Knowing the Russians, I wonder if all of them are dead when the feeding starts?
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