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Topic: Don't kick the animals
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Melvin
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posted June 13, 2006 12:21 PM
A young boy comes down to breakfast one morning,his mother asked, have you done your chores yet?No replies the boy,but could i have breakfast first?You know the rules,go outside and clean the chicken coop,milk the cow and feed the pigs.The boy goes down to the chicken coop and cleans it.When he is finished he kicks the chicken.Next he walks to the barn and takes out the old milking cow,after milking the cow thoroughly,he kicks it.The the boy gets the food and feeds the pigs.Once he is done the boy finally comes back to the house very hungry.His mother gives him a plate with nothing on it,but and apple.Disappointed the boy says,where's my eggs,milk,and sausage?Well his mother says,i saw you kick the chicken, so you don't get any eggs,I saw you kick the cow so you don't get any milk.I saw you kick the pig, so you don't get any sausage.Just then the boys father walks in and kicks the cat.The boy says to his mother,should i tell him,or do you want to.
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Locohead
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posted June 14, 2006 04:35 PM
Cute one! lol
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Raven
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posted June 14, 2006 04:53 PM
Thanks Melvin, I used this one today at the bar! My cutomers got a big kick out of it! Probably even got me a tip or two! *Grins*
Raven,
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A steak is a terrible thing to waste!
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Locohead
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posted June 14, 2006 05:09 PM
I told my wife but she couldn't get her head in the gutter. It went right over her head. Man, I love my naive chick! ![[Smile]](smile.gif)
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Crow Woman
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posted June 14, 2006 06:32 PM
I'll be darned if Gary didn't kick the cat tonight when he came home... oh well
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Sheri L Baity
Lord, Please give me peace, because if you give me strength, I might beat someone to death!
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Raven
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posted June 14, 2006 07:42 PM
Mom, should I tell Dad or do you want to break the news to him? LMAO!!!! HAHA
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