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Posted by Leonard (Member # 2) on June 26, 2006, 05:51 PM:
the name of the state, (in question) was deleted? Amybody know?
A guy from (?) passed away and left his entire
estate to his beloved widow, but she can't touch it 'til she's 14.
How do you know when you're staying in a (?) hotel?
When you call the front desk and say, "I gotta leak in my sink," and the clerk replies, "Go ahead."
How can you tell if an (?) redneck is married?
There's dried tobacco juice on both sides of his
pickup truck.
Did you hear that they have raised the minimum drinking age in (?) to 32?
Seems they want to keep alcohol out of the high school.
What do they call reruns of "Hee Haw" in (?)
Documentaries.
Where was the toothbrush invented?
(?) If it had been invented anywhere else, it
would have been called a teeth brush.
An (?) State trooper pulls over a pickup on the Interstate and says to the driver, "Got any I.D.?"
and the driver replies "Bout wut?"
Did you hear about the $3 million (?) State Lottery?
(Come on- this is funny!)
The winner gets $3.00 a year for a million years.
The governor's mansion in (?) burned down!
Yep. Pert' near took out the whole trailer park. The library was a total loss too, Both books poof! up in flames and
he hadn't even finished coloring one of them.
A new law was recently passed in (?). When a couple
gets divorced, they are STILL cousins.
A guy walks into a bar in (?) and orders a mudslide.
The bartender looks at the man and says, "You ain't from
'round here are ya?
"No," replies the man, "I'm from (?)".
The bartender looks at him and says, "Well, what do ya
do in (?)?"
"I'm a taxidermist," said the man.
The bartender, looking very bewildered now, asks, "What
in the world is a tax-e-derm-ist?
"The man says,"I mount animals".
The bartender stands back and hollers to the whole
bar..."It's okay boys, he's one of us!"
Posted by Brad Norman (Member # 234) on June 26, 2006, 07:41 PM:
That's obvious....It's Texas.
Posted by Tim Behle (Member # 209) on June 26, 2006, 08:11 PM:
Can't be Texas, they didn't mention Sheep.
Must be Kentucky
Posted by Leonard (Member # 2) on June 26, 2006, 08:37 PM:
That's funny, Tim. So far, my email replies are running......
Indiana, 5
Texas, 4
and one vote each for Kansas, Oklahoma, and Alabama.
This could go right down to the wire!
Posted by Rich Higgins (Member # 3) on June 26, 2006, 09:25 PM:
(?) was preceded by an, which means the state begins with a vowel. Arkansas or Alabama. Probably Iowa though, huh Rich? ![[Big Grin]](biggrin.gif)
Posted by Leonard (Member # 2) on June 26, 2006, 10:06 PM:
Funny you left out Arizona?
Posted by Cowboyvon (Member # 854) on June 27, 2006, 05:25 AM:
Gotta be Arkansas..
Posted by bigben (Member # 864) on June 27, 2006, 06:05 AM:
sounds like west virginia to me?
Posted by Yellerdog (Member # 356) on June 27, 2006, 07:58 PM:
Gotta be Kentucky.
You western guys must not pass through there much.
I knew what it was after the first one:
"A guy from Kentucky passed away and left his entire estate to his beloved widow, but she can't touch it 'til she's 14."
No mistaking that.
[ June 27, 2006, 07:59 PM: Message edited by: Yellerdog ]
Posted by Kokopelli (Member # 633) on June 28, 2006, 02:51 AM:
Hmmmm......Sounds like France.
Posted by JoeF (Member # 228) on June 28, 2006, 02:09 PM:
I wonder if anyone is getting a bit homesick after reading that.....
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