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Posted by Cdog911 (Member # 7) on September 19, 2006, 03:43 PM:
 
These two old widowed folks are out on a date. It's their fourth time out and both of them have been contemplating taking things to the final level. As luck would have it, later that evening, they're in a seedy motel room and both are butt naked. Just as things are starting to get really heated up, the old woman pushes herself away from the old man and says, "Before we go any further, I think I ought to tell you that I have acute angina."

"I sure hope so", he says in reply, "because you sure got ugly tits!"
 
Posted by NASA (Member # 177) on September 19, 2006, 03:54 PM:
 
LMAO! [Big Grin] [Big Grin]
 
Posted by Leonard (Member # 2) on September 19, 2006, 04:03 PM:
 
Lance, that's not funny. Well, yeah, it's funny, but there are a few seniors that frequent this Board, and we wouldn't want to offend them, would we?

Good hunting. LB
 
Posted by Tim Behle (Member # 209) on September 19, 2006, 04:48 PM:
 
Hey Leonard,

Are you referring to the Professor again?
 
Posted by Rich Higgins (Member # 3) on September 19, 2006, 04:52 PM:
 
Tim, I do NOT have acute angina. I'm not real sure about the tits... you can decide at the campout. [Big Grin]
 
Posted by claimbuster (Member # 904) on September 19, 2006, 05:23 PM:
 
Haven't been to one of the campouts before. Now I'm wondering.
 
Posted by Cdog911 (Member # 7) on September 20, 2006, 04:41 AM:
 
Oh?!? Are there ol' people here?

(Leonard, got the new registration done. Musta been a time thing. Or, divine intervention from you. If so, thanks.)

[ September 20, 2006, 04:42 AM: Message edited by: Cdog911 ]
 




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