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Topic: Awfully quiet/mystery solved
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Leonard
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posted June 08, 2007 07:40 PM
It's ALL PARIS, ALL THE TIME 24/7
Everyone is preoccupied with heiress' welfare, of course.
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csmithers
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posted June 08, 2007 07:57 PM
I'm thinking that they should let people into the jail at five dollars a pop to walk by and stare at her. Maybe they can feed her through the bars, like at the zoo. Point, snicker and sneer at the burdened trust-funder. My god, I'm ashamed that she even occupies space in my brain. I'm wasting valuable memory and space by even knowing what is going on in her life.
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Tim Behle
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posted June 08, 2007 10:13 PM
I heard that she squealed more than Ronnie's pig when they sent her back to jail.
They should Have put the Sherriff in jail on contempt for letting her out.
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Leonard
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posted June 08, 2007 10:36 PM
This shit is really unbelievable. Is she being treated unfairly? Is she a scofflaw?
Have you seen the media circus? What is her mysterious medical condition?
Does the media, nay the entire American public have sympathy for this poor little rich girl?
The burning question remains; would you do her, or not?
Good hunting. LB
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Joe Manes
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posted June 08, 2007 11:54 PM
Leonard,
There actually is a thing called claustrophobia. Severe uncontrolled panic in small spaces. You put that type of a person in a cell and they will come out comotose, if they come out alive at all.
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Rob
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posted June 09, 2007 03:31 AM
The burning question remains; would you do her, or not?
Yes ![[Big Grin]](biggrin.gif)
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varmit hunter
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posted June 09, 2007 06:04 AM
The answer is HELL no I wouldn't do her. Not even with The equipment borrowed from Leonard.
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varmit hunter
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posted June 09, 2007 06:11 AM
Joe, with respect to you're medical knowledge. I do realize certain mental conditions can be worse that medical conditions.
Driving drunk can put other people in small confined spaces, called coffins. That is what a drunk did to my Mother coming back from my Daughters wedding.
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Rich
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posted June 09, 2007 06:19 AM
"There actually is a thing called claustrophobia. Severe uncontrolled panic in small spaces."
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All well and good but if the little snot can't handle the punishment, she dang well better learn to control her behaviour.
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Lonny
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posted June 09, 2007 06:25 AM
"would you do her, or not?"
I might be inclined to take a stab at it...
I would compare doing Paris to shooting a .460 Weatherby. Fun to say you did it once, but would never own one, or want to shoot one again. ![[Smile]](smile.gif)
I couldn't help but laugh when they hauled her ass back to jail and she was bawling in the back seat of the police car.
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Paul Melching
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posted June 09, 2007 07:17 AM
Is her cell smaller than the car she was driving while intoxicated and on a suspended lic. I wont even honor the other queation.she is not wotrh cyber space.
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csmithers
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posted June 09, 2007 08:28 AM
(Strong Boston accent) "Hell yeah I'd do her!You seen that video hers. Yeah , yeah I'd hit dat fer sure!"
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Az-Hunter
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posted June 09, 2007 08:49 AM
I know this is a highbrow joint, so you guys probably do not review the Globe:) but Ive seen close up shots of her ass hangin' out of some revealing little outfit....awful flat ass for my taste, and it looked like she had some hail damage too?
[ June 09, 2007, 08:50 AM: Message edited by: Az-Hunter ]
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Rich
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posted June 09, 2007 09:19 AM
Az-Hunter,
I am betting that those scars were not from porcupine quills that were stuck in her butt.
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Leonard
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posted June 09, 2007 09:33 AM
This is a crazy world. Who really gives a shit about Paris Hilton's "hail damage", Vic? BTW Got a link?
I just think the whole situation is hilarious, in a sick way. She won't learn a thing, and that's really the problem. Her mother probably needs her ass kicked, look at what she has created; this chick is a mental cripple.
Oh well, I heard she swore off sex?
What?
http://www.aolvideoblog.com/2007/06/08/paris-hilton-out-of-jail/
[ June 09, 2007, 10:32 AM: Message edited by: Leonard ]
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Rich Higgins
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posted June 09, 2007 11:11 AM
You guys are brutal.
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JeremyKS
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posted June 09, 2007 01:48 PM
I can't decide which is worse the fact I watched the whole video or the fact Leonard was surfing and found it. lol
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Leonard
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posted June 09, 2007 01:53 PM
<gulp>
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Randy Roede
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posted June 09, 2007 02:21 PM
Smithers-you saw the video, does she have talent?
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Leonard
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posted June 09, 2007 03:04 PM
Don't get excited Randy. That link I posted ain't even her, that's how famous she is!
I don't think anybody besides smithers has seen the actually sex video? Whatever it costs, it would be more than I would want to spend on her.
I think?
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csmithers
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posted June 09, 2007 04:32 PM
Leonard how doth thee levy a charge of such without knowing the facts! I wouldn't pay cash to see her boink some other dude. Hell no, I saw both of her "porn flicks" for free, this is the age of Internet Piracy.
Randy R, it looked like it wasn't her first rodeo for certain. Talent? Yes. Annoying? Definitely. She performs a certain act with fervor. That's all I'll say about that, Lieutenant Dan.
I can't be the only one that has seen it on here either!
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Leonard
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posted June 09, 2007 05:17 PM
I didn't levy a charge, I said that you previously stated that you have seen the video. Then I added that I wouldn't buy it, but I didn't say that you did buy it, or would buy it? You said you have seen it; what am I supposed to think?
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csmithers
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posted June 09, 2007 07:46 PM
Okay, okay. There were no charges levied but the implication was there.
I too would not have paid a red cent for that filth. Sick just sick. The way she.... and then the other way they... and then...
Maybe I'll watch it once more and then I'll delete it.
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TRnCO
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posted June 10, 2007 06:43 AM
I always thought "Paris" was a very far off place that I'd probably never visit, now from reading this, it sounds like there is a person named "Paris"??..............there's surely something more worthy to talk about ![[Razz]](tongue.gif) boob flick ya say, where can a guy watch that
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Leonard
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posted June 10, 2007 09:35 AM
Nah, you would be wasting your time, according to most accounts?
Now, Paris, on the other hand? It's one of the great cities in the world, I love it. Do yourself a favor; see it before you die!
Good hunting. LB
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