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Posted by Leonard (Member # 2) on June 08, 2007, 07:40 PM:

It's ALL PARIS, ALL THE TIME 24/7

Everyone is preoccupied with heiress' welfare, of course.

Posted by smithers (Member # 646) on June 08, 2007, 07:57 PM:

I'm thinking that they should let people into the jail at five dollars a pop to walk by and stare at her. Maybe they can feed her through the bars, like at the zoo. Point, snicker and sneer at the burdened trust-funder. My god, I'm ashamed that she even occupies space in my brain. I'm wasting valuable memory and space by even knowing what is going on in her life.

Posted by Tim Behle (Member # 209) on June 08, 2007, 10:13 PM:

I heard that she squealed more than Ronnie's pig when they sent her back to jail.

They should Have put the Sherriff in jail on contempt for letting her out.

Posted by Leonard (Member # 2) on June 08, 2007, 10:36 PM:

This shit is really unbelievable. Is she being treated unfairly? Is she a scofflaw?

Have you seen the media circus? What is her mysterious medical condition?

Does the media, nay the entire American public have sympathy for this poor little rich girl?

The burning question remains; would you do her, or not?

Good hunting. LB

Posted by Joe Manes (Member # 686) on June 08, 2007, 11:54 PM:

Leonard,
There actually is a thing called claustrophobia. Severe uncontrolled panic in small spaces. You put that type of a person in a cell and they will come out comotose, if they come out alive at all.

Posted by Rob (Member # 75) on June 09, 2007, 03:31 AM:

The burning question remains; would you do her, or not?

Yes [Big Grin]

Posted by varmit hunter (Member # 37) on June 09, 2007, 06:04 AM:

The answer is HELL no I wouldn't do her. Not even with The equipment borrowed from Leonard.

Posted by varmit hunter (Member # 37) on June 09, 2007, 06:11 AM:

Joe, with respect to you're medical knowledge. I do realize certain mental conditions can be worse that medical conditions.

Driving drunk can put other people in small confined spaces, called coffins. That is what a drunk did to my Mother coming back from my Daughters wedding.

Posted by Rich (Member # 112) on June 09, 2007, 06:19 AM:

"There actually is a thing called claustrophobia. Severe uncontrolled panic in small spaces."
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All well and good but if the little snot can't handle the punishment, she dang well better learn to control her behaviour.

Posted by Lonny (Member # 19) on June 09, 2007, 06:25 AM:

"would you do her, or not?"

I might be inclined to take a stab at it...

I would compare doing Paris to shooting a .460 Weatherby. Fun to say you did it once, but would never own one, or want to shoot one again. [Smile]

I couldn't help but laugh when they hauled her ass back to jail and she was bawling in the back seat of the police car.

Posted by Paul Melching (Member # 885) on June 09, 2007, 07:17 AM:

Is her cell smaller than the car she was driving while intoxicated and on a suspended lic. I wont even honor the other queation.she is not wotrh cyber space.
PM

Posted by smithers (Member # 646) on June 09, 2007, 08:28 AM:

(Strong Boston accent) "Hell yeah I'd do her!You seen that video hers. Yeah , yeah I'd hit dat fer sure!"

Posted by Az-Hunter (Member # 17) on June 09, 2007, 08:49 AM:

I know this is a highbrow joint, so you guys probably do not review the Globe:) but Ive seen close up shots of her ass hangin' out of some revealing little outfit....awful flat ass for my taste, and it looked like she had some hail damage too?

[ June 09, 2007, 08:50 AM: Message edited by: Az-Hunter ]

Posted by Rich (Member # 112) on June 09, 2007, 09:19 AM:

Az-Hunter,
I am betting that those scars were not from porcupine quills that were stuck in her butt.

Posted by Leonard (Member # 2) on June 09, 2007, 09:33 AM:

This is a crazy world. Who really gives a shit about Paris Hilton's "hail damage", Vic? BTW Got a link?

I just think the whole situation is hilarious, in a sick way. She won't learn a thing, and that's really the problem. Her mother probably needs her ass kicked, look at what she has created; this chick is a mental cripple.

Oh well, I heard she swore off sex?

What?

http://www.aolvideoblog.com/2007/06/08/paris-hilton-out-of-jail/

[ June 09, 2007, 10:32 AM: Message edited by: Leonard ]

Posted by Rich Higgins (Member # 3) on June 09, 2007, 11:11 AM:

You guys are brutal. [Smile]

Posted by JeremyKS (Member # 736) on June 09, 2007, 01:48 PM:

I can't decide which is worse the fact I watched the whole video or the fact Leonard was surfing and found it. lol

Posted by Leonard (Member # 2) on June 09, 2007, 01:53 PM:

<gulp>

Posted by Randy Roede (Member # 1273) on June 09, 2007, 02:21 PM:

Smithers-you saw the video, does she have talent?

Posted by Leonard (Member # 2) on June 09, 2007, 03:04 PM:

Don't get excited Randy. That link I posted ain't even her, that's how famous she is!

I don't think anybody besides smithers has seen the actually sex video? Whatever it costs, it would be more than I would want to spend on her.

I think?

Posted by smithers (Member # 646) on June 09, 2007, 04:32 PM:

Leonard how doth thee levy a charge of such without knowing the facts! I wouldn't pay cash to see her boink some other dude. Hell no, I saw both of her "porn flicks" for free, this is the age of Internet Piracy.
Randy R, it looked like it wasn't her first rodeo for certain. Talent? Yes. Annoying? Definitely. She performs a certain act with fervor. That's all I'll say about that, Lieutenant Dan.
I can't be the only one that has seen it on here either!

Posted by Leonard (Member # 2) on June 09, 2007, 05:17 PM:

I didn't levy a charge, I said that you previously stated that you have seen the video. Then I added that I wouldn't buy it, but I didn't say that you did buy it, or would buy it? You said you have seen it; what am I supposed to think?

Posted by smithers (Member # 646) on June 09, 2007, 07:46 PM:

Okay, okay. There were no charges levied but the implication was there. [Smile]

I too would not have paid a red cent for that filth. Sick just sick. The way she.... and then the other way they... and then...
Maybe I'll watch it once more and then I'll delete it.

Posted by TRnCO (Member # 690) on June 10, 2007, 06:43 AM:

I always thought "Paris" was a very far off place that I'd probably never visit, now from reading this, it sounds like there is a person named "Paris"??..............there's surely something more worthy to talk about [Razz]

boob flick ya say, where can a guy watch that [Big Grin]

Posted by Leonard (Member # 2) on June 10, 2007, 09:35 AM:

Nah, you would be wasting your time, according to most accounts?

Now, Paris, on the other hand? It's one of the great cities in the world, I love it. Do yourself a favor; see it before you die!

Good hunting. LB

Posted by TRnCO (Member # 690) on June 10, 2007, 10:24 AM:

Leodard, how's the calling in Paris? That's usually how I rank my "I gotta see before I die" places.

Posted by Leonard (Member # 2) on June 10, 2007, 11:27 AM:

I suppose you can call something there, if you are in to exotics?

Posted by Leonard (Member # 2) on June 10, 2007, 01:59 PM:

Forget paris, now this is my idea of a hot chick. Anybody know who this is?

Posted by Rich (Member # 112) on June 10, 2007, 02:30 PM:

I don't know her name yet, but I think that I am in Love. [Cool]

Posted by Leonard (Member # 2) on June 10, 2007, 02:53 PM:

That's Amanda Beard, Olympic Gold Medalist, swimming

Posted by Alaskan Yoter (Member # 169) on June 10, 2007, 05:01 PM:

And for you fellas wanting see more of her, she is the feature of the next Playboy edition. [Big Grin]

Not that I get the magazine, and when I do its for the articles. [Roll Eyes]

I'm with Leonard and think she is one of that hotest things alive, next to my wife of course. [Eek!]

Posted by Tim Behle (Member # 209) on June 10, 2007, 05:05 PM:

I don't think that I could do Paris, I'd have to cover her whining mouth with duct tape, and that would stop her greatest skill.

I used to have both videos, but Joyce found them and deleted them to "Protect our 18 year old boys from the evils of porn"

But I sure would love to get just one shot at Dolly Parton!

Posted by Randy Roede (Member # 1273) on June 11, 2007, 07:37 AM:

My wife whatches that Dancing with the Stars thing, what do you all think of those lady dancers that help the stars. Ole Ratzenberger had to have a woody the hole time LOL. I have to believe those ladies could put a smile on my face!! They can move!!!

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