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Posted by Leonard (Member # 2) on July 11, 2007, 12:15 AM:

Two families move from Pakistan to America. When they arrive the two fathers make a bet to see -- in a year's time -- which family has become more Americanized.

A year later they meet again.

The first man says, "My son is playing baseball. I had breakfast at
McDonalds, and I'm on my way to pick up a case of Bud. How about you?"

The second man replies, "F*** you, towelhead.

[ July 11, 2007, 09:01 AM: Message edited by: Leonard ]

Posted by JD (Member # 768) on July 11, 2007, 08:06 AM:

Leonard, you need a remedial course on the proper way to list answers for a poll. [Smile]

Posted by Leonard (Member # 2) on July 11, 2007, 08:28 AM:

I received a little guidance from a A.C.L.U. website. What did I do wrong?

Posted by NASA (Member # 177) on July 11, 2007, 01:57 PM:

It surprises me that choice #1 has gotten as many votes as it has. Still some cool-aid drinkers in the audience, I guess. [Confused]

Posted by Leonard (Member # 2) on July 11, 2007, 02:01 PM:

Tom, I'm typing slowly. There is no actual choice between the two. You can only select #1, who is called a towelhead, by suspect #2.

It's a scream, huh? I crack myself up.

Good hunting. LB

edit: see, I take my guidance from all the professional polsters, who scientifically design their polls so that they get the response they want to get. It is not a real opinion poll. Get it?

[ July 11, 2007, 02:03 PM: Message edited by: Leonard ]

Posted by Kokopelli (Member # 633) on July 11, 2007, 02:25 PM:

Gawd, I love this place!!!!!

That made my day. Thanx!!!!

Posted by canine (Member # 687) on July 11, 2007, 03:57 PM:

Leonard, I "towel headed" up and clicked the wrong one [Confused]

Posted by NASA (Member # 177) on July 11, 2007, 04:21 PM:

LB, thanks for that. It escaped me that your poll was an experiment and not just a joke. I'm still trying to get a handle on your sense of humor. [Wink]

I know you have one, it's just really unconventional.

[ July 11, 2007, 04:23 PM: Message edited by: NASA ]

Posted by Leonard (Member # 2) on July 11, 2007, 04:29 PM:

Tom, I'm this close [Confused]

to having a net thrown over me. And, I run with sissors.

Good hunting. LB

Posted by NASA (Member # 177) on July 11, 2007, 04:35 PM:

Maybe you just need a hobby? Have you thought about call making? [Big Grin]

Posted by Rich Higgins (Member # 3) on July 11, 2007, 05:50 PM:

He needs a girlfriend. One that DOESN"T run with scissors.
edit: but what do I know? I didn't vote in the poll because the decision was too hard.

[ July 11, 2007, 05:51 PM: Message edited by: Rich Higgins ]

Posted by Leonard (Member # 2) on July 11, 2007, 05:55 PM:

Sorry, I meant sisters. I run with sisters.

edit: boy Higgins, a lot of good it did for me to 'splain it. You twits that are afraid to vote, I just don't know?

[ July 11, 2007, 05:57 PM: Message edited by: Leonard ]

Posted by smithers (Member # 646) on July 11, 2007, 07:27 PM:

I couldn't figure out how to punch in my choice correctly or pull the lever so I just left the booth.
The poll workers here are real asses and wouldn't walk me through the process. Democratic Republic my ass!

You three, whoever you are! Thanks for voting Green Party.

[ July 11, 2007, 07:29 PM: Message edited by: smithers ]

Posted by JD (Member # 768) on July 12, 2007, 09:45 PM:

Wait a minute, maybe this goes deeper than I thought, are you saying that all immigrants are towelheads or that McDonalds supports terrorist activity through their cheeseburgers for oil program.

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