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Paul Melching
Radical Operator Forum "You won't get past the front gate"
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posted December 21, 2007 01:52 PM
heys guys im really tired of this happening to me so I thought i'd share it with you.
Home Depot Alert
A 'Heads Up' for those of us men who may be regular Home Depot customers.
Over the last month I became a victim of a clever scam while out shopping. Simply going out to get supplies has turned out to be quite traumatic. Don't be naive enough to think it couldn't happen to you or your friends. Here's how the scam works.
Two seriously good-looking 20-21 year-old girls come over to your car as you are packing your purchases into the trunk. They both start wiping your windshield with a rag and Windex, with their breasts almost falling out of their skimpy T-shirts. It is impossible not to look. When you thank them and offer them a tip, they say 'No' and instead ask you for a ride to another Home Depot or Lowes.
You agree and they get in the back seat. On the way, they start undressing. Then one of them climbs over into the front seat and starts crawling all over you, while the other one steals your wallet.
I had my wallet stolen September 4th, 9th, 10th, twice on the 15th, 17th, 20th & 24th. Also October 1st, 4th, twice on the 6th, nine times in November and just yesterday, and very likely this coming week a couple of times.
So tell your friends to be careful. Do not try to convince me you shop some hardware store and not Home Depot.
pm ![[Big Grin]](biggrin.gif)
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Kokopelli
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posted December 21, 2007 03:50 PM
Photos.........We need photos to properly document this!!!
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Mrs Paul Melching
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posted December 21, 2007 04:03 PM
Yes, I'm very interested, in seeing pics, as is my lawyer.
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Locohead
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posted December 21, 2007 05:11 PM
![[Eek!]](eek.gif) YIKES!!!
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TA17Rem
Hello, I'm the legendary Tim Anderson, Field Marshall, Southern Minneesota Sector
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posted December 21, 2007 05:35 PM
LOL.
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Paul Melching
Radical Operator Forum "You won't get past the front gate"
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posted December 21, 2007 06:58 PM
Honey we have to stay together as niether of us wants custody of the kids.
PM
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DJ in AZ
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posted December 21, 2007 06:58 PM
What Home Depot are you going to drop them off at next ????? ![[Wink]](wink.gif)
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Leonard
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posted December 21, 2007 07:22 PM
Hey Paul. You don't really expect to be as lucky as Bill, do ya? A decent woman wouldn't put up with those shenanigans; which ought to tell you something about Hillary? LB
edit: oh, and welcome to the New Huntmasters, Mrs Melching. Glad to have you on board. Poor thing!
[ December 21, 2007, 07:23 PM: Message edited by: Leonard ]
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Paul Melching
Radical Operator Forum "You won't get past the front gate"
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posted December 21, 2007 07:31 PM
I know all I need to know about Hillary.
and as for Mrs. melching well let me say I am married to the greatest lady on the planet , who by the way has an excellent sense of humor and nearly fell down laughing at the depot joke
By the way leonard she would have posted as Suzanne.......PM
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BigO
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posted December 21, 2007 10:52 PM
I heard the joke as a ring tone before. Putting the Mrs. on here though, that is shear comedic genious!!!! I loved it!!
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CindyTraps
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posted December 28, 2007 08:45 AM
Your to funny Paul! lmao
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