The New Huntmastersbbs!: Move over Predator University

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Posted by R.Shaw (Member # 73) on June 21, 2011, 02:49 PM:

Saw on another site,Tim is seeking clients for guided predator hunts in South Dakota. Giving instruction on calling, shooting, and handling difficult coyotes.

I reckon a man should attend Tim's Predator Preschool before advancing to TT's University???

Posted by smithers (Member # 646) on June 21, 2011, 02:52 PM:

He's a wealth of info. Who wouldn't sign up? I'd pay to sit and watch him type his wisdom on the forums.

Posted by knockemdown (Member # 3588) on June 21, 2011, 03:37 PM:

Posted by 32below (Member # 2075) on June 21, 2011, 04:46 PM:

Got nuff fer two knockem? [Big Grin]

Posted by Inoculation (Member # 2229) on June 21, 2011, 08:41 PM:

You gotta be shittin me?

Posted by Leonard (Member # 2) on June 21, 2011, 08:59 PM:

I'm sorely tempted, but it's probably way too rich for my blood?

gh....lb

PS anybody check this with snopes?

Posted by JD (Member # 768) on June 21, 2011, 09:59 PM:

Uh oh, time for another tim video?

Post a link Randy.....if its OK with LB of course.

Posted by tlbradford (Member # 1232) on June 21, 2011, 11:43 PM:

Since Google was brought up in another thread here is some interesting results

"tlbradford predator hunting" - 5,790 results
"rich higgins predator hunting" - 1,500,000
"gerry blair predator hunting" - 1,810,000
"cal taylor predator hunting" - 3,030,000
"leonard predator hunting" - 3,470,000
"les johnson predator hunting" - 3,770,000

and last but definitaly not least

"tim anderson predator hunting" - 3,960,000

So it appears TA really is the undisputed "Mr. Coyote" of the world wide web.

Posted by 3 Toes (Member # 1327) on June 22, 2011, 04:35 AM:

Crap, looks like I'm going to have to google myself about a hundred thousand times today.

Posted by TOM64 (Member # 561) on June 22, 2011, 05:27 AM:

You'll go blind!

Posted by RagnCajn (Member # 879) on June 22, 2011, 07:41 AM:

Tom, I just choked on my coffee. Thanks

Posted by Paul Melching (Member # 885) on June 22, 2011, 08:13 AM:

You can stop when you just need glasses but if you use both hands youll need bifocals!

Posted by Semp (Member # 3074) on June 22, 2011, 08:37 AM:

I googled (of course) "tim anderson hunting" and got 12,300,000 results.

At the top of the list was "t-bag's turds of hunting wisdom - Internet drivel from Tim Anderson" on the DH site.

He is world wide web famous for sure.

Posted by Dave Allen (Member # 3102) on June 22, 2011, 09:08 AM:

Damn ! I remember a few years back, I noticed my close range vision really declined. Silly me, I thought it was because I'd hit my mid 40's natural progression, declining vision ?

Turns out must be caused by googling ? Ok, I'm stopping ! well in a few minutes.. [Big Grin]

[ June 22, 2011, 09:10 AM: Message edited by: Dave Allen ]

Posted by ursus21 (Member # 3556) on June 22, 2011, 10:55 AM:

Oh now there would definitely be some entertainment value it hiring Timmy Boy as a guide. Methinks JD and I should book a hunt together with Tim, and treat Tim just like he treats everyone on the net. Now that would be some fun. However I enjoy hunting coyotes too much to waste even an hour in Tim's idiotic company.

Posted by Leonard (Member # 2) on June 22, 2011, 11:29 AM:

That's too bad because HM is awarding you two free days hunting with Tim for your loyalty and dedication to the site. Now what?

If you want, maybe you can sell it to JD? He would love a coyote hunt with TA because he's a darn good AR shooter, and would make an excellent blocker for the crew.

Let me know. I have to scratch out the name on the coupon?

Good hunting. El Bee

Posted by JD (Member # 768) on June 22, 2011, 01:46 PM:

The problem with my AR is that damn 20 rd mag will bust the window right out of the truck door if you dont get it rolled down all the way, that and the 18 inch barrel makes it awful easy to shoot the mirror off as well......I don't think I'm cut out to be on "the crew"

I can only imagine how painful it would be to be guided by mr. coyote himself......I'm sure it's only a matter of time before some unsuspecting soul ends up on the www telling horror stories.

Posted by Leonard (Member # 2) on June 23, 2011, 02:51 PM:

Even Minneesotans are smart enough to roll the window all the way down and stick it out far enough so that hot brass doesn't rattle around the interior and land in the spit cup. Okies have a long ways to go, that's apparent.

gh....lb

PS so cover your spit cup, okay?

Posted by TA17Rem (Member # 794) on June 23, 2011, 05:38 PM:

Whats the spit cup for?

Edit to add. ursus21 you and JD can come here and hunt anytime for free, as long as you don't hold hands or swap spit cups..

[ June 23, 2011, 05:41 PM: Message edited by: TA17Rem ]

Posted by Possumal (Member # 823) on June 23, 2011, 05:47 PM:

Tom, I don't think Cal is talking about Googling himself that way.

Posted by TOM64 (Member # 561) on June 23, 2011, 07:57 PM:

I'm so embarrassed now...

Posted by Leonard (Member # 2) on June 23, 2011, 08:21 PM:

....you otter be!

[ June 23, 2011, 08:22 PM: Message edited by: Leonard ]

Posted by jimanaz (Member # 3689) on June 23, 2011, 11:22 PM:

I was thinking about snagging that picture too, Leonard. That New Yawkah comes up with some good shit. I like the sig line too, very fitting. [Smile]

I volunteer to film any and all personal meetings between ursus/JD and TA. There is no doubt in my mind that there would be some viral footage involved.

okay, here you go. Happy birthday. Glad you like my new sig, inspired by smithers, of all people?

[ June 23, 2011, 11:32 PM: Message edited by: Leonard ]

Posted by knockemdown (Member # 3588) on June 24, 2011, 06:02 AM:

Posted by smithers (Member # 646) on June 24, 2011, 07:07 AM:

[ June 24, 2011, 07:36 AM: Message edited by: smithers ]

Posted by knockemdown (Member # 3588) on June 24, 2011, 07:27 AM:

Dang smithers!
At least find your own stinkin' pics, ya lazy bum!

here's a clean slate for ya... [Smile]

Posted by smithers (Member # 646) on June 24, 2011, 07:37 AM:

I am lazy. Lol. I just posted another that I HAD to go find. I'm tired after that. Ima lay down for a bit.

Posted by Leonard (Member # 2) on June 24, 2011, 09:24 AM:

I sure hope Cal quits googling himself before he goes blind, or takes lots of of nutritious breaks?
(I have this vision, out on the prairie, chaps but no pants)
(wow, that sounds very Gay?)
(you think so, smithers?)

Beating TA at his own game ain't that important to our panel of experts, we know what's reel. Besides, he's prolly all booked up for the season, by now? That's the story of my life/missed opportunities.

gh....lb

Posted by smithers (Member # 646) on June 24, 2011, 09:42 AM:

LB:

quote:
(wow, that sounds very Gay?)
(you think so, smithers?)

If you had to ask, then yes. It was pretty much the gayest thing you've ever said or thought. Am I the go to guy for all things gay? Maybe TA should be, as Minneapolis was recently announced as the most gay friendly city in America. We still pride ourselves on pointing and laughing at gays here in MI.

Posted by Leonard (Member # 2) on June 24, 2011, 09:56 AM:

Thank you, WIDE STANCE SMITHERS.

Posted by Dave Allen (Member # 3102) on June 24, 2011, 10:44 AM:

Ah' yes good ole' Larry Craig.

"I'm not gay, I have never been gay"

Yeah right...

Posted by Leonard (Member # 2) on June 24, 2011, 12:10 PM:

I've never been gay, either? [Wink]

Posted by Dave Allen (Member # 3102) on June 24, 2011, 12:33 PM:

Ok, I'll admit it...I'm Lesbian..

Posted by Leonard (Member # 2) on June 24, 2011, 12:52 PM:

....we know.

Posted by smithers (Member # 646) on June 24, 2011, 01:45 PM:

Leonard, you have a sig line. WTG! Not very original though. :smiley: grin: high five: atta boy:

Posted by Leonard (Member # 2) on June 24, 2011, 02:12 PM:

Yes, that's a quote by one of our more quirky members and please note that it is short and to the point, unlike the pointless rambling sig line used by that same quirky.

I hope you approve? Actually, you should be honored.

gh....lb

Posted by smithers (Member # 646) on June 24, 2011, 02:42 PM:

Your sig line is inspiring.

Wide Stance...

[ June 24, 2011, 02:45 PM: Message edited by: smithers ]

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